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Title: The Last Breath
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Synopsis:
The Last Breath is a heart-pounding, post-apocalyptic thriller that takes place in a world ravaged by a zombie outbreak. The story follows a group of survivors who are struggling to stay alive amidst the chaos and destruction that has taken over their world. Led by former Navy SEAL, Jack (played by Chris Hemsworth), the group must fight their way through hordes of undead to reach a rumored safe haven in the mountains.
As they travel, they encounter other survivors, including a pregnant woman named Claire (played by Emily Blunt), who is searching for her missing husband, and a traumatized doctor, Ava (played by Viola Davis), who has been forced to make unthinkable choices in order to survive. Along the way, they must also contend with a dangerous cult led by a charismatic leader (played by Joaquin Phoenix), who believes that the zombie outbreak is the work of a higher power and is determined to bring about the end of the world.
As they get closer to their destination, the group begins to fracture as tensions rise and secrets are revealed. Jack must not only lead the group through the dangers of the zombie-infested world, but also navigate the complex relationships that threaten to tear them apart. When they finally reach the safety of the mountains, they realize that the true enemy may not be the zombies, but the darkness within themselves.
Casting:
Chris Hemsworth as Jack Emily Blunt as Claire Viola Davis as Ava Joaquin Phoenix as the cult leader John Boyega as Marcus, a former gang member turned survivor Lupita Nyong'o as Rachel, a nurse who joins the group Idris Elba as James, a former soldier struggling with PTSD Tom Hardy as Charlie, a grizzled survivor with a dark past Tilda Swinton as the mysterious woman who leads them to the mountains.

Dallas Mavericks (37-39) @ Philadelphia 76ers (49-26)

• Game Time: March 29, 2023 @ 07:30 PM EDT
• Venue: Wells Fargo Center - Philadelphia, PA
• TV: National: ESPN, Dallas: BSSW-DAL, Philadelphia: NBCSP
• Radio: Dallas: KEGL/KFZO, Philadelphia: WPEN
• NBA Game Summary / Charts

Matchup History

Date	Location	Result
03/02/2023	Dallas	Loss 133-126
03/18/2022	Philadelphia	Win 111-101
02/04/2022	Dallas	Loss 107-98
04/12/2021	Dallas	Win 113-95
02/25/2021	Philadelphia	Win 111-97

Inactives

Mavericks	76ers
A.J. Lawson	Louis King
Frank Ntilikina	Mac McClung

Game Stats

Team	PTS	FG	3P	FT	REB (O+D)	AST	PF	STL	TO	BLK
Mavericks	0	0/0 (0.0%)	0/0 (0.0%)	0/0 (0.0%)	0+0	0	0	0	0	0
76ers	0	0/0 (0%)	0/0 (0%)	0/0 (0%)	0+0	0	0	0	0	0

Season Stats

Team	PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	FG%	3P%	FT%
Mavericks	113.9	38.6	22.7	6.4	3.7	11.8	0.474	0.372	0.757
76ers	115.2	40.9	25.1	7.8	4.8	12.8	0.486	0.386	0.835

Team Leaders

	Mavericks	76ers
PTS	Luka Doncic (32.9)	(33.3) Joel Embiid
REB	Luka Doncic (8.6)	(10.2) Joel Embiid
AST	Luka Doncic (8.1)	(10.8) James Harden
BLK	Christian Wood (1.06)	(1.74) Joel Embiid

Eastern Conference Standings

Rank	Team	W	L	Pct	GB	Conf	Home	Away	L10	Strk
1	Milwaukee Bucks	54	21	0.72	-	31-15	30-7	24-14	7-3	W 1
2	Boston Celtics	52	24	0.684	2.5	30-17	28-9	24-15	7-3	L 1
3	Philadelphia 76ers	49	26	0.653	5.0	30-16	26-11	23-15	6-4	L 3
4	Cleveland Cavaliers	48	29	0.623	7.0	31-16	30-8	18-21	7-3	L 1
5	New York Knicks	43	33	0.566	11.5	28-19	21-17	22-16	4-6	W 1
6	Brooklyn Nets	40	35	0.533	14.0	27-21	19-16	21-19	3-7	L 1
7	Miami Heat	40	36	0.526	14.5	21-26	25-14	15-22	5-5	L 2
8	Atlanta Hawks	38	38	0.5	16.5	24-23	22-16	16-22	5-5	W 1

League Scoreboard

Away	Score	Home	Status
Milwaukee Bucks	22-24	Indiana Pacers	1st Qtr
Houston Rockets	-	Brooklyn Nets	7:30 pm ET
Miami Heat	-	New York Knicks	7:30 pm ET
Los Angeles Lakers	-	Chicago Bulls	8:00 pm ET
LA Clippers	-	Memphis Grizzlies	8:00 pm ET
Detroit Pistons	-	Oklahoma City Thunder	8:00 pm ET
Utah Jazz	-	San Antonio Spurs	8:00 pm ET
Minnesota Timberwolves	-	Phoenix Suns	10:00 pm ET
Sacramento Kings	-	Portland Trail Blazers	10:00 pm ET

^{Last Updated: 03/29/2023 07:33:39 PM EDT}

Intergalactic Journal of Biology and Medicine
Humans have one of the most resilient digestive tracts in the known universe. As an Omnivorous predatory species, humans are capable of digesting muscle, fat, carbohydrates (simple and complex), proteins and fibers, taking many nutrients and extreme energy from them. Their use of carbs gives us an explanation as to why humans are so powerful, because they require a lot of energy to use their bodies. Additionally, the stomach acid of a human is capable of digesting, non-food items though no nutrients can be pulled from it.
Generally speaking, the rule is that if you can eat it, a human can eat it, though, whether it is to their taste or not is questionable.
Furthermore, the human body reactively ejects toxic substances once detected, so within reason, humans are capable of trying many foods without the negative consequences many of us would associate with sticking foreign substances in our mouth.
[…]
The Galactic Assemblies intergalactic summit was held, on what was Earth time, November 5th, 4022. All members of the GA council were expected to attend, or at least a representative for every species in the known universe. At this time that would include the Rundi, Gibb, Tesraki, Bran, Vrul, Drev, etc. but worst of all… the humans.
The Rundi steward, a class of government official, who was specifically tasked with dealing with the drudgery of bureaucracy, was not pleased in the slightest. It was primarily his job to put everything together, and depending on how well he did, it could either make or break him in social hierarchy of his species. The Rundi were a primarily governmental planet, everything they did was based upon a structure of hierarchy and rule. Government was the greatest form of service, and Anarchy wasn't even an afterthought in philosophical debate.
The Rundi were not capable of anarchy.
It was a planet of politicians in some form or another, every interaction had political underleanings, and their speech was always heavily guarded. For this reason, the Rundi had been the first in suggesting an intergalactic system of government. The Tesraki had agreed only upon realizing they would be tasked with overseeing economics, but had benefited from the Rundi system of government, seeing as they tended a bit towards social anarchy, a thought that the Rundi had seen as horribly barbaric, especially since their system was based primarily on the equal distribution of goods to support government structure.
The Vrul had only agreed to join based on their own personal interest in survival.
Generally, they wanted nothing to do with intergalactic politics and would have been happy to maintain their own peaceful homeworld, but the introduction of other species into the galaxy had offered a great threat to them, and they had decided, out of necessity, to join the GA as being friends with the other species was in their own self-interest. In turn that had meant sending their very, very skilled workers to help the rest of the galaxy, and that included their scientists and their doctors, and their mechanics.
And then of course there was the issue of the Drev and the humans, both scarily similar in social hierarchy and temperament. The Drev were warlike, and honor bound, but once choosing a leader, they had been surprisingly willing to join in, as long as they were given the opportunity to participate in any and all armed conflict that happened to take place across the galaxy.
The humans...
The humans were another story.
There was no one characteristic that helped to identify their motivations. The humans themselves were well versed in war, politics, economics, and science, but they did everything to the extreme.
Where the Drev practiced war for honor, when humans waged war, they did it to kill, while the Rundi maintained government and played games within their own circles, the humans played against each other, often mixing war and government into one. Their economic practices varied widely, but their current system played for keeps and focused on the greatest accumulation of wealth possible far beyond what the Tesraki did.
Then when it came to science, they never considered WHETHER they should do something, but only if they COULD do something.
And now here the steward was forced into the position of setting up this summit for all the different types of species. The catering alone had been a complete nightmare, and he had been forced to ship different sorts of food for thousands of miles, in order to feed everyone in the proper manner. There were some species he did not have to worry about, like the Vrul, who were more plant based and so did not eat, but there were others, and that included the Rundi and the Tesraki, who had a very strict diet consisting of only very specific foods to eat. He found that he could tack the Drev onto some other species, seeing as their bodies were capable of metabolizing almost any plant as long as it retained a similar structure to human plants and fruit.
However, the humans themselves were the hardest part, because the range of food was so wide, he could hardly determine what was going to work and what was going to be a massive disaster. He honestly didn't know, different sources said different things, and he couldn't bear to think about putting MEAT on the table... That was just against his constitutions.
In fact, he was scrambling right up until the council had convened for the evening, and the mass tide of bodies came pouring into the room, filling the vaulted ceiling with ruckus chatter in dozens of different languages.
He could hear the humans coming a mile off.
The humans and the Rundi had a similar register when it came to hearing, and humans were known to be able to mimic Rundi vocalizations to some degree, simply because they generally tended to communicate in deep grunts, hums and guttural vocalizations. The humans, well their language was just as varied as their culture, clicking, hissing, snapping, humming and grunting filling the air with discordant and somehow, rhythmic quality.
Their presence turned heads.
They walked with the Drev delegation, which was no surprise to anyone. The humans had been unable to send their usual representative due to a social disagreement between earth and its neighboring sister, Mars.
So who had they gone and sent?
No not just anyone…
The bane of all rules and regulations
And his crew…
They had sent…
THEM...
The Rundi Steward knew all about them... Crewmembers of the legendary UNSC Stabby, the widest ranging vessel in the entire galaxy, and home to a crew that was indisputably certifiable.
They were the most reckless, most dangerous, and most terrifying amalgamation of creatures in the galaxy, somehow including one Drev, and a rather out of place Vrul whose behavior suggested he had caught whatever brain malady had overcome the humans, and was just as insane as they were.
He cringed horrifically at the sight of them.
Humans were a destructive force, and were known to cause chaos and mayhem wherever they went, even at the best of times, so this was bound to get interesting.
The delegates were seated, and the steward welcomed them with gracious words of introduction he had spent months preparing. It was a very political thing for him to do, and included subtle compliments to all delegations involved, laid down some ground rules but made sure not to undermine the authority of the people he was speaking to.
However, to the humans, the attempt was obviously heavy-handed brown nosing, though none of the other delegations seemed to notice.
He invited them in for refreshments and encouraged discussion between the parties.
Of course, the humans weren't exactly ones to pass up the idea of food and were some of the first to the table examining the contents with great interest, even the food that was not theirs. They seemed very amused, watching the other delegations pick up their specific food and then move away to sit.
"What is this?”
One of the humans commented, holding up a rather stringy green tube that wriggled and squirmed in his hand,
"Are these worms?"
One of the Tesraki looked over,
"No, it's a Cavestalk, a kind of plant. Probably not to your taste, they are known to be poisonous to other species. In other words, not human food."
The human raised an eyebrow,
"Buddy, humans are the sharks... Or wait... Maybe that's the goats of the universe, we can eat anything within reason, and even a couple of things outside of reason if given enough time."
The Tesraki made a sort of shrug and wave with its large ears and then walked away. The steward watched the humans with a worried expression. It wouldn't do to allow the humans to make themselves sick on his watch, but it seemed as if that idea was only becoming more and more likely as the humans poked and prodded at the leftovers of other species, hardly bothering with the food that had been laid out for them... Mostly strange fibrous plant materials.
And that is when it came,
"I dare you to eat it."
The two humans locked eyes, one still holding the wriggling Cavestalk,
"What?”
"I said, I dare you to eat it."
The human stuck out his chin at the other human in a primitive position of posturing,
"How much do I get if I do?”
There was a moment of thought before,
"Twenty credits. I'll give you twenty credits to eat it."
"What happens if it poisons me?"
There was a hand wave,
"We have a doctor on board, he can just pump your stomach.... Chicken."
”Oh you did not just fucking back to the future me did you? How DARE you!”
”Trying to change the subject chicken?”
A moment of silence passed between them, and the Rundi steward began moving towards them to stop something horrible he felt was about to happen.
He wasn't fast enough.
Before he knew it, the human had thrown back his head and dropped the wriggly green thing into his mouth, swallowing it whole, like an alligator or a snake would.
People around looked on in somewhat fascinated disgust as the predator's throat bobbed and he smacked his lips making a face,
"Eh, I can still feel it moving.... Eh."
He paused,
"Though, taste wise it isn't so bad, kind of like a wiggly asparagus."
After a moment his eyes narrowed, and he smacked his lips again,
"Spicy asparagus, uh, that's really really weird."
He reached the table, just as the Vrul came running up, shoulders squared in a very un-Vrul way,
"HE LITERALLY JUST SAID IT WAS POISONOUS TO OTHER SPECIES, AND NOW YOU'RE EATING IT! AND YOU OVER THERE!"
A human looked up at him, from where it had been prodding the Drev coiltree berries,
"GET THOSE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
”But Kriiillllll….”
”What did I say young man!?”
They had attracted the attention of some of the closer tables now, who were looking on in entertained confusion and worry.
A human waved a hand,
"It's alright Doc, we have you don't we?"
"I AM NOT THE MAGIC CURE FOR NEUROTOXIN!!!”
Another shrug,
”Well it's a good thing that I'll throw up before anything really bad happens."
The Rundi steward tried to intervene as the humans began prodding through the other food,
"Drev can eat human fruit, so I bet these things are like fruit…”
One of them pointed out, popping the berries into his mouth and chewing with a contemplative look on his face,
"Not bad."
"Please, please, if you would remain within your own food groups."
The Rundi begged. He was now realizing he should have written up some legal documents to avoid litigation if the humans were to be damaged on their property, but now was too late.
A human waved him off,
"Don't worry, everyone else is done eating, besides…"
He Pointed towards the human food,
"That's literally a pile of lettuce, I am a man, not a horse."
"Horses don't eat lettuce, also that's not lettuce, it's spinach."
”POtato, potAto…”
Another human piped up, prodding at a strange squishy red ball, sloshing with a strange pink nectar,
"This looks like candy."
"Please don't put that in your mouth human.”
The humans swarmed away from the two dissenting voices. One of them picked up the strange pink orb and licked it. Its eyes lit up and it bit into the piece wiping pink juice from its face as it did,
"Ok, this, this is good 10/10 would try again."
And that only caused all the other humans to move over to try one.
"I SAID GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
The Vrul demanded. The Rundi steward looked on in horror and worry. Vrul didn't behave that way, everything here was just wrong.
A blue Drev joined the party just then, pointing to the pink orb,
"I love those, but you should definitely try these too."
"No, no they should not!"
He was ignored, and the humans scooted over to look. It was a strange spiral plant in a light-yellow color that made a distinctive crunching sound as the humans bit down. They shrugged,
"Sort of just like space celery if you ask me."
Did these creatures have no sense of self-preservation!?
A group had gathered around the table, strangely amused at the humans, who just ate... Everything.
The Rundi steward almost keeled over, watching his future go down the drain as other species began offering humans food. Whatever it was, they seemed unable to resist putting it in their mouths. A human made a face, spitting something back out into his hand,
"Ax bleh, tastes like Satan's feet."
"Quick question. When was the last time you licked Satan's feet?”
"The last time I was at your mom's house."
”OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!”
The humans made strange noises at each other, as the Rundi stepped in and began grabbing things from the humans, only to find the Vrul to be doing the same,
"Stop it! Stop it all of you!"
The human's paused, as did the other delegates in surprise.
"STOP PUTTING THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE."
”But its fun!”
”Fun my ass. I swear if one of you gets food poisoning I’ll put you under house arrest for at least a week!”
”But Kriiilllll….”
”No but! Now behave and put the things back! No one eats anything they don’t know.”
”…”
”…”
The intervening silence was broken as one of the humans loudly crunched on one of the pink orbs.
Everyone turned to look at her and she just glanced around the group.
"What? That’s my second one, I know them now…"
She wondered past a mouth full of food. If the Rundi steward could have a panic attack, he would have had one then.
”Please, this is all dangerous! There is a reason every species has its own food!”
A human waved a hand at him,
"Keep your shorts on, we promise you won't get in trouble if one of us dies."
The Rundi stared on incredulous.
They were going to kill themselves, they were really going to kill themselves.
Maybe it was best if he resigned before being fired, at least he would be able to keep his dignity
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Intergalactic Journal of Biology and Medicine
Humans have one of the most resilient digestive tracts in the known universe. As an Omnivorous predatory species, humans are capable of digesting muscle, fat, carbohydrates (simple and complex), proteins and fibers, taking many nutrients and extreme energy from them. Their use of carbs gives us an explanation as to why humans are so powerful, because they require a lot of energy to use their bodies. Additionally, the stomach acid of a human is capable of digesting, non-food items though no nutrients can be pulled from it.
Generally speaking, the rule is that if you can eat it, a human can eat it, though, whether it is to their taste or not is questionable.
Furthermore, the human body reactively ejects toxic substances once detected, so within reason, humans are capable of trying many foods without the negative consequences many of us would associate with sticking foreign substances in our mouth.
[…]
The Galactic Assemblies intergalactic summit was held, on what was Earth time, November 5th, 4022. All members of the GA council were expected to attend, or at least a representative for every species in the known universe. At this time that would include the Rundi, Gibb, Tesraki, Bran, Vrul, Drev, etc. but worst of all… the humans.
The Rundi steward, a class of government official, who was specifically tasked with dealing with the drudgery of bureaucracy, was not pleased in the slightest. It was primarily his job to put everything together, and depending on how well he did, it could either make or break him in social hierarchy of his species. The Rundi were a primarily governmental planet, everything they did was based upon a structure of hierarchy and rule. Government was the greatest form of service, and Anarchy wasn't even an afterthought in philosophical debate.
The Rundi were not capable of anarchy.
It was a planet of politicians in some form or another, every interaction had political underleanings, and their speech was always heavily guarded. For this reason, the Rundi had been the first in suggesting an intergalactic system of government. The Tesraki had agreed only upon realizing they would be tasked with overseeing economics, but had benefited from the Rundi system of government, seeing as they tended a bit towards social anarchy, a thought that the Rundi had seen as horribly barbaric, especially since their system was based primarily on the equal distribution of goods to support government structure.
The Vrul had only agreed to join based on their own personal interest in survival.
Generally, they wanted nothing to do with intergalactic politics and would have been happy to maintain their own peaceful homeworld, but the introduction of other species into the galaxy had offered a great threat to them, and they had decided, out of necessity, to join the GA as being friends with the other species was in their own self-interest. In turn that had meant sending their very, very skilled workers to help the rest of the galaxy, and that included their scientists and their doctors, and their mechanics.
And then of course there was the issue of the Drev and the humans, both scarily similar in social hierarchy and temperament. The Drev were warlike, and honor bound, but once choosing a leader, they had been surprisingly willing to join in, as long as they were given the opportunity to participate in any and all armed conflict that happened to take place across the galaxy.
The humans...
The humans were another story.
There was no one characteristic that helped to identify their motivations. The humans themselves were well versed in war, politics, economics, and science, but they did everything to the extreme.
Where the Drev practiced war for honor, when humans waged war, they did it to kill, while the Rundi maintained government and played games within their own circles, the humans played against each other, often mixing war and government into one. Their economic practices varied widely, but their current system played for keeps and focused on the greatest accumulation of wealth possible far beyond what the Tesraki did.
Then when it came to science, they never considered WHETHER they should do something, but only if they COULD do something.
And now here the steward was forced into the position of setting up this summit for all the different types of species. The catering alone had been a complete nightmare, and he had been forced to ship different sorts of food for thousands of miles, in order to feed everyone in the proper manner. There were some species he did not have to worry about, like the Vrul, who were more plant based and so did not eat, but there were others, and that included the Rundi and the Tesraki, who had a very strict diet consisting of only very specific foods to eat. He found that he could tack the Drev onto some other species, seeing as their bodies were capable of metabolizing almost any plant as long as it retained a similar structure to human plants and fruit.
However, the humans themselves were the hardest part, because the range of food was so wide, he could hardly determine what was going to work and what was going to be a massive disaster. He honestly didn't know, different sources said different things, and he couldn't bear to think about putting MEAT on the table... That was just against his constitutions.
In fact, he was scrambling right up until the council had convened for the evening, and the mass tide of bodies came pouring into the room, filling the vaulted ceiling with ruckus chatter in dozens of different languages.
He could hear the humans coming a mile off.
The humans and the Rundi had a similar register when it came to hearing, and humans were known to be able to mimic Rundi vocalizations to some degree, simply because they generally tended to communicate in deep grunts, hums and guttural vocalizations. The humans, well their language was just as varied as their culture, clicking, hissing, snapping, humming and grunting filling the air with discordant and somehow, rhythmic quality.
Their presence turned heads.
They walked with the Drev delegation, which was no surprise to anyone. The humans had been unable to send their usual representative due to a social disagreement between earth and its neighboring sister, Mars.
So who had they gone and sent?
No not just anyone…
The bane of all rules and regulations
And his crew…
They had sent…
THEM...
The Rundi Steward knew all about them... Crewmembers of the legendary UNSC Stabby, the widest ranging vessel in the entire galaxy, and home to a crew that was indisputably certifiable.
They were the most reckless, most dangerous, and most terrifying amalgamation of creatures in the galaxy, somehow including one Drev, and a rather out of place Vrul whose behavior suggested he had caught whatever brain malady had overcome the humans, and was just as insane as they were.
He cringed horrifically at the sight of them.
Humans were a destructive force, and were known to cause chaos and mayhem wherever they went, even at the best of times, so this was bound to get interesting.
The delegates were seated, and the steward welcomed them with gracious words of introduction he had spent months preparing. It was a very political thing for him to do, and included subtle compliments to all delegations involved, laid down some ground rules but made sure not to undermine the authority of the people he was speaking to.
However, to the humans, the attempt was obviously heavy-handed brown nosing, though none of the other delegations seemed to notice.
He invited them in for refreshments and encouraged discussion between the parties.
Of course, the humans weren't exactly ones to pass up the idea of food and were some of the first to the table examining the contents with great interest, even the food that was not theirs. They seemed very amused, watching the other delegations pick up their specific food and then move away to sit.
"What is this?”
One of the humans commented, holding up a rather stringy green tube that wriggled and squirmed in his hand,
"Are these worms?"
One of the Tesraki looked over,
"No, it's a Cavestalk, a kind of plant. Probably not to your taste, they are known to be poisonous to other species. In other words, not human food."
The human raised an eyebrow,
"Buddy, humans are the sharks... Or wait... Maybe that's the goats of the universe, we can eat anything within reason, and even a couple of things outside of reason if given enough time."
The Tesraki made a sort of shrug and wave with its large ears and then walked away. The steward watched the humans with a worried expression. It wouldn't do to allow the humans to make themselves sick on his watch, but it seemed as if that idea was only becoming more and more likely as the humans poked and prodded at the leftovers of other species, hardly bothering with the food that had been laid out for them... Mostly strange fibrous plant materials.
And that is when it came,
"I dare you to eat it."
The two humans locked eyes, one still holding the wriggling Cavestalk,
"What?”
"I said, I dare you to eat it."
The human stuck out his chin at the other human in a primitive position of posturing,
"How much do I get if I do?”
There was a moment of thought before,
"Twenty credits. I'll give you twenty credits to eat it."
"What happens if it poisons me?"
There was a hand wave,
"We have a doctor on board, he can just pump your stomach.... Chicken."
”Oh you did not just fucking back to the future me did you? How DARE you!”
”Trying to change the subject chicken?”
A moment of silence passed between them, and the Rundi steward began moving towards them to stop something horrible he felt was about to happen.
He wasn't fast enough.
Before he knew it, the human had thrown back his head and dropped the wriggly green thing into his mouth, swallowing it whole, like an alligator or a snake would.
People around looked on in somewhat fascinated disgust as the predator's throat bobbed and he smacked his lips making a face,
"Eh, I can still feel it moving.... Eh."
He paused,
"Though, taste wise it isn't so bad, kind of like a wiggly asparagus."
After a moment his eyes narrowed, and he smacked his lips again,
"Spicy asparagus, uh, that's really really weird."
He reached the table, just as the Vrul came running up, shoulders squared in a very un-Vrul way,
"HE LITERALLY JUST SAID IT WAS POISONOUS TO OTHER SPECIES, AND NOW YOU'RE EATING IT! AND YOU OVER THERE!"
A human looked up at him, from where it had been prodding the Drev coiltree berries,
"GET THOSE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
”But Kriiillllll….”
”What did I say young man!?”
They had attracted the attention of some of the closer tables now, who were looking on in entertained confusion and worry.
A human waved a hand,
"It's alright Doc, we have you don't we?"
"I AM NOT THE MAGIC CURE FOR NEUROTOXIN!!!”
Another shrug,
”Well it's a good thing that I'll throw up before anything really bad happens."
The Rundi steward tried to intervene as the humans began prodding through the other food,
"Drev can eat human fruit, so I bet these things are like fruit…”
One of them pointed out, popping the berries into his mouth and chewing with a contemplative look on his face,
"Not bad."
"Please, please, if you would remain within your own food groups."
The Rundi begged. He was now realizing he should have written up some legal documents to avoid litigation if the humans were to be damaged on their property, but now was too late.
A human waved him off,
"Don't worry, everyone else is done eating, besides…"
He Pointed towards the human food,
"That's literally a pile of lettuce, I am a man, not a horse."
"Horses don't eat lettuce, also that's not lettuce, it's spinach."
”POtato, potAto…”
Another human piped up, prodding at a strange squishy red ball, sloshing with a strange pink nectar,
"This looks like candy."
"Please don't put that in your mouth human.”
The humans swarmed away from the two dissenting voices. One of them picked up the strange pink orb and licked it. Its eyes lit up and it bit into the piece wiping pink juice from its face as it did,
"Ok, this, this is good 10/10 would try again."
And that only caused all the other humans to move over to try one.
"I SAID GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
The Vrul demanded. The Rundi steward looked on in horror and worry. Vrul didn't behave that way, everything here was just wrong.
A blue Drev joined the party just then, pointing to the pink orb,
"I love those, but you should definitely try these too."
"No, no they should not!"
He was ignored, and the humans scooted over to look. It was a strange spiral plant in a light-yellow color that made a distinctive crunching sound as the humans bit down. They shrugged,
"Sort of just like space celery if you ask me."
Did these creatures have no sense of self-preservation!?
A group had gathered around the table, strangely amused at the humans, who just ate... Everything.
The Rundi steward almost keeled over, watching his future go down the drain as other species began offering humans food. Whatever it was, they seemed unable to resist putting it in their mouths. A human made a face, spitting something back out into his hand,
"Ax bleh, tastes like Satan's feet."
"Quick question. When was the last time you licked Satan's feet?”
"The last time I was at your mom's house."
”OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!”
The humans made strange noises at each other, as the Rundi stepped in and began grabbing things from the humans, only to find the Vrul to be doing the same,
"Stop it! Stop it all of you!"
The human's paused, as did the other delegates in surprise.
"STOP PUTTING THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE."
”But its fun!”
”Fun my ass. I swear if one of you gets food poisoning I’ll put you under house arrest for at least a week!”
”But Kriiilllll….”
”No but! Now behave and put the things back! No one eats anything they don’t know.”
”…”
”…”
The intervening silence was broken as one of the humans loudly crunched on one of the pink orbs.
Everyone turned to look at her and she just glanced around the group.
"What? That’s my second one, I know them now…"
She wondered past a mouth full of food. If the Rundi steward could have a panic attack, he would have had one then.
”Please, this is all dangerous! There is a reason every species has its own food!”
A human waved a hand at him,
"Keep your shorts on, we promise you won't get in trouble if one of us dies."
The Rundi stared on incredulous.
They were going to kill themselves, they were really going to kill themselves.
Maybe it was best if he resigned before being fired, at least he would be able to keep his dignity
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Pretty soon drivers throughout Georgia and South Carolina should be getting quests for the Master’s Tournament. Some of y’all will be asking about whether it is worth it, and some of y’all will be asking about strategies for working the tournament, so I’ll try to cover both in this post. For reference, I have been an Uber driver in Augusta since 2017. I did two Master’s Tournaments as an X driver pre-pandemic and one Master’s Tournament as an XL driver last year (the two tournaments during the pandemic were closed to the public and were for members only). Sorry to the Uber Black drivers who are looking at this post, I don’t really have much experience to share with you about your platform, but hopefully some of this guide will still be helpful. I don’t do Eats, but they should do well here, too.
Market basics:
Augusta is a rate-card market. It pays UberX $0.60/min and $0.09/mile and pays UberXL $1.45/min and $0.22/mile. Those who are coming from an upfront market (and new drivers who decide to start during The Master’s) will be accepting trips blind (unless Uber goes upfront within the next week). You have to have a SC vehicle inspection to pick up rides in North Augusta, SC, so unless you are a SC driver, or you come from a border town and did the SC vehicle inspection, you might want to avoid that side of town (near downtown, Augusta). Alternatively, if you do have a SC vehicle inspection done, this is a great location to get trips that other drivers (including most taxi drivers) cannot get. Outside of the tournament, the Augusta market only has UberX and UberXL. The platforms that I remember from last year during tournament week included UberX, UberX Diamond, Uber Comfort, UberXL, Uber Black, and Uber SUV. I know Lyft (which normally only does Lyft and LyftXL) also has Lyft Lux, but I’m not sure of their other platforms.
Tournament basics:
The rideshare waiting lot for the Augusta Nationals (the name of the golf course which hosts the Master’s Tournament) is on Washington Rd about a mile East from Exit 199 of I-20. Most tickets can only be used twice for entry into the tournament. The entrance to the rideshare lot is just after the taxi lot entrance which is just after the Olive Garden restaurant if you are coming from I-20. The tournament starts at 8 am and ends when all the players are done on the course, typically around 5pm-ish. Those who attend to watch the tournament but are not members are called patrons. A lot of patrons will only come to see a particular golfer (Tiger Woods draws a lot of attention) and will leave when their golfer leaves (especially during practice rounds). Some patrons will sit at a single hole and will leave when all the players that they want to see for the day have come across that hole.
The women’s amateur tournament already began on Wed March 29, 2023, at Champion’s Retreat. The women’s tournament players get a practice day on Fri March 31 and will compete on Sat April 1 at the Augusta Nationals. Mon, Tues, and Wed April 3-5 will be the practice rounds. A lot of your middle-class fans will be here on one of these days as they will have a hard time getting tickets to the actual tournament; most of these patrons will only be here for a single day. Thu-Sun April 6-9 is the actual tournament. Most of your better-off patrons (and very lucky patrons) will be here during the actual tournament. They will often be here all four days. April 6-9 will be, by far, the busiest times of the tournament.
A lot of businesses arrange for tickets. Outside of C-suite employees, most of these tickets will be given out to customers and awarded to employees for a half-day visit (as they can be used twice) to get the most bang for the buck. This is good for UberX & UberXL drivers as a lot of these patrons who are there for half-day help fill up some of the time between the start time rush and the end of the day rush and are more likely to use Uber (or taxis) to get around.
Try to get along with the law enforcement and the workers at and around the Augusta Nationals. The Augusta Nationals has a reputation for banning and trespassing those who don’t follow their fairly stringent rules, although most of the workers there just work for the week. The Augusta Nationals have stripped members of their membership for things we might feel are small infractions; they certainly don’t care about trespassing a random Uber driver.
Airports:
Augusta has two airports:

• The regional airport (AGS) will be mad crazy during tournament week, but many, many, many drivers will be hanging around the airport, including taxis, Uber Black, limos, hired drivers, shuttles for the master’s, hotel shuttles, etc. Unless you are Uber Black, I honestly don’t recommend hanging out at AGS (but do what you feel is best), although I personally would accept any requests that I got from the airport if I were outside the queue as there could be a hidden surge attached to it. AGS also closes their cellphone waiting lot to rideshare during tournament week. Be wary of picking up at AGS. There are six whole legal spots to pick up at AGS (six more spots at departures), and the Marshalls (GA’s police department responsible for airport operations at AGS) will probably take up two of them for some stupid reason. One of those six spots is also technically a shuttle pickup spot that the Marshalls may or may not be enforcing. Speaking of enforcement, the Marshalls will come out with a new policy several times a day during the tournament, so be polite, follow their immediate instructions, but don’t count on it being the same the next day. Also, the pickup spot in the app is the pedestrian crosswalk that goes between arrivals and departures (smack dab in the middle of the front of the airport). Make sure you pause for several seconds at that spot to start the cancelation timer before driving down towards the exits for arrivals. If you don’t, you have to go all the way around the airport to start the timer. Many knuckleheads will be ordering Ubers while sitting on the tarmac, so you might be collecting a few cancelation fees. A side note: you can always turn left into the rental parking lot and park along the sidewalk if necessary…this includes if you need to run into the airport to use the restroom or when there are not enough places to wait for your rider. This is about the only other place that the Marshalls will not harass you for stopping besides the designated pickup area and the cellphone waiting lot (when not closed). You technically need Uber stickers displayed to pick up at the airport, but I’ve never seen this enforced. If you want to see arrivals and departures, go to flyags.com and certainly don’t rely on the Uber app.
• At AGS, there is also an FBO (some riders will call it “Aviation Services” or “The private terminal” or “The executive terminal” or “The civil part of the airport” or something similar). Unfortunately, passenger auto-pins from here gets lumped into the general commercial pickup location. You will get mostly pilots coming from here as anyone who can charter a private plane will likely have a private ride already scheduled. You can legally pick up from the FBO (and also drop off). When you enter AGS, you’ll see a blue sign pointing to the cell phone waiting lot. Turn right into that lot and then turn left at the next street. Try to pick up under the awning, although you might have a line of grey Mercedes Sprinter vans in the way as those drivers feel they get special privilege (which they kinda’ do because the Augusta Nationals has a TON of political clout in Augusta).
• The other airport is the civil airport in the middle of the city named Daniel Field. Unlike AGS, this airport is typically underserved by Uber but is also extremely busy during the tournament. Despite there likely being a huge line of taxis there, you’ll likely get rides from here if the riders order the Uber before they see the taxis. These riders will likely leave their phone in their plane, so you might not see their blue location dot update. If you see them not have their phone with them (phones are not allowed in the tournament), let them know that there is an Uber representative that can order them a ride back on their account in the parking lot that you drop them off. (You probably won’t get their return trip, but they’ll help contribute to any surges later that you’ll benefit from.)

Quests:
Last year, the quests were for $15/trip originating from the rideshare parking lot at the Augusta Nationals between 3pm and 7pm. This sounds great, but I only got a total of 7 trips during that quest time for the entire four days of the quest (and one of those trips was a “high priority” return after a very short trip). The big issues are that the tournament might end before 3pm for bad weather or might go beyond 7pm (usually because of weather delays). Also, every driver is trying to cram into the rideshare lot to get in the queue for that quest. Even if the tournament gets out during the quest hours, you will be fighting traffic out of and back into the rideshare lot. The lot seems to be designed for about 20 vehicles, but there were at least 60 vehicles crammed in most of the time last year. Drivers can also park at the Publix parking lot near the Augusta Nationals to get in the queue, but then you must crawl through traffic to get to the pickup. As a strategy, it might be worth it to jump into the Publix lot, though, to get your position in the queue to get one more quest for the night. The quest is what brings drivers to Augusta, but it isn’t really where drivers make their money….
Tips:
Stories abound in and around Augusta about $100 tips that patrons give out during their visit to the Master’s Tournament. In the three years that I drove for the tournament, I only got some of these tips one year (last year) and none the other two years, but I received four of them last year for the following reasons: (1) being a military veteran, (2) returning binoculars that were left in my vehicle, (3) going through a Chick-Fil-A drive thru, and (4) making a half-dozen stops for one rider for cigars and alcohol and ice and other items. The first two tips were easy money; the second two tips cost a lot of time during high surges (although I would have still had a hard time doing better than the $100 during that time). If you are a young lady that is easy on the eyes (not sure of a better way to put it), you will have a much easier time getting the $100 tips, but you’ll likely also face some very stereotypical frat-guy behavior from the mostly older male crowd. Most people giving out these types of tips are not taking UberX or UberXL, though.
Surges:
As an upfront market, real surges are hidden, but you’ll still be able to see sticky surges. The best time for surges (aka, the times when riders exceed drivers) are in the early hours of the morning, the closing hours of the tournament, and during late night. The event starts at 8am (watch out for weather delays), but the rides easily start before 5am. There are a lot of moving parts to get the tournament started, and a lot of the rides that you’ll give as an UberX or UberXL are to those who support the tournament rather than the patrons. Parking lot attendants, traffic control, hospitality, camera crews, etc., are all heading to work. Uber shines at this time as the other modes of transportation have a hard time capturing this traffic unless prescheduled. A lot of patrons will start coming in soon after the workers to try to get the “ultimate” spot, and patrons will keep coming in for several hours. At the end of the tournament, there is no magical place to be except as close to the Augusta Nationals as possible. Patrons, workers, etc. are all streaming out of the same location.
Hot Spots:

• The rideshare lot for the Augusta Nationals: obviously
• Hooter’s: I swear a third of my mid-day trips went between Hooters and the Augusta Nationals. A very short trip.
• Other common restaurants that I would sit at (most of these have other restaurants close by that will be busy, too, but not necessarily as busy): Twin Peaks, T Bonz Steakhouse (in Augusta, not so much the one in Evans), Abel Brown, Beck’s, Cork and Flame (in Evans) and Frog Hollow (and other downtown Augusta restaurants).
• Hotel Clusters: For patrons, these hotels include those on Steven’s Creek Rd (aka Claussen Rd), Gordon Highway off of Exit 3 of I-520, downtown Augusta (one of which is in North Augusta, SC), Wheeler Rd off of Exit 2 of I-520, Jimmie Dyess Pkwy off of Exit 194 of I-20, and Lewiston Rd off of Exit 190 of I-20. Workers will primarily stay at the “cheaper” hotels (which will still be relatively mad expensive) throughout the city, especially around Washington Rd, Wrightsboro Rd near the Augusta Mall, and all the old hotels that litter the rest of Gordon Highway (good locations to pick up 5-7am).
• Underserved house rental clusters:

1. Don’t bother around Washington Rd as patrons will be primarily walking (not worth fighting the traffic for such low fares to the tournament either, imho, unless you are very, very close already).
2. West Lake is a huge location for pickups. It is a gated community, but if you tell the guards you are picking up at 3556 W Lake Dr (the Club House), they should let you right through the gate. You can even type this address in your app to get directions to it (without using your precious destination filters) and have your app look like you are actually going to there for a pickup.
3. There are several subdivisions near Washington Rd and William Few Pkwy in Evans, GA, that are commonly underserved.
4. Whole blocks within River Island Pkwy are rented out by Mercedes Benz and other corporations and is a good source of rides.
5. River North Dr in North Augusta, SC, is a great source of rides for patrons for those drivers who have submitted a completed a SC vehicle inspection to Uber.
6. Otherwise, workers and patrons will be staying in housing all over the city.

Roads to Avoid:

• Traveling down John C. Calhoun Expy/Washington Rd between downtown Augusta and the Augusta Nationals when patrons are going to/from the tournament. If coming from downtown or traveling to downtown, take Riverwatch Pkwy (erroneously labeled River Watch Pkwy on some GPS apps). Both Greene St and Reynolds St become Riverwatch Pkwy if you travel West on them long enough. At Alexander Dr, you will turn left, and then turn left again on Washington Rd (about ½ block from the rideshare entrance). To go downtown, turn left from the rideshare parking lot (not technically allowed, but most people still do so), turn right on Alexander Dr (the next light), and then turn right on Riverwatch Pkwy.
• Berkmans Rd (which becomes Alexander Dr at Washington Rd and becomes Highland Ave at Walton Way) will be closed by the Sherriff when the tournament ends. Until then, feel free to use it although it will be congested at the start of the tournament. The best way to avoid it is a long way around which is to take Walton Way to Walton Way Ext (a right turn), turn left onto Wheeler Rd, and then turn left on Marks Church Rd, to go West onto I-520, then to go East onto I-20, then get off at Exit 200 to Riverwatch, then turn right onto Riverwatch, and then turn left onto Alexander. If you do this with a rider in the car though, they might get really upset for all the extra miles they are paying for although it is much, much faster.
• Boy Scout Rd, which is technically the alternate route for Berkmans Rd when Berkmans Rd is closed. Just about all northbound traffic heading toward the tournament (or to Hooter’s or other nearby restaurants/hotels) that do not use the expressway will be stuck on this road when Berkmans Rd is closed. If Berkmans Rd is closed, you’ll likely regret taking Boy Scout Rd. Otherwise, Berkmans Rd is almost always better.

Law Enforcement:
The LE that you come across in Augusta are overworked outside of the tournament and will have had some really long hours by the time the tournament even starts. If you do something stupid enough to warrant the LE to actually bother going after you, expect at least a ticket. Be polite to LE because their fuses are already short. If you screw up, the best thing to do is to just apologize and accept the chew out if they are yelling at you from the road. Arguing will likely get you swarmed by police in Augusta.
Some notable things to point out:

• The North Augusta Police (in SC) have a reputation for giving out tickets for minor speeding infractions (and North Augusta has some of the lowest speed limits in the market). If you cross the bridges, stay at the speed limit until you get back to GA.
• Georgia State Police (GSP) have a reputation for giving you a ticket if they pull you over, even during non-tournament weeks. Most of their cars are the telltale grey on blue, but they do have a few stealth cars in the Augusta Market (black writing on black paint).
• Speaking of stealth cars, the Richmond County sheriff also have stealth SUVs and a TON of unmarked police cars.
• Georgia Public Safety (GPS) officers come out in numbers and single out a lot of commercial vehicles during tournament week (along with GSP). Note that Ubers are technically commercial vehicles. This is especially true on Doug Bernard Pkwy (the road going to/from the regional airport) and on I-520 and I-20. Doug Bernard Pkwy is easy hunting for GSP & GPS as the road is built like a 65-mph highway but only has a 45-mph speed limit. Everyone I’ve seen pulled over were exceeding 60 (I believe), but that is all the choice of the officers.

Competition:

• Other rideshare drivers: Not as bad as you would think. During the big money-making times, it won’t really matter. The market is flooded with rideshare drivers, though, which means that the surges are less common. Uber Black and UberX/XL surge separately, so there were times that Black was cheaper than X/XL according to several locals. Any stories about the Master’s Tournament driving the surges up to massive amounts all day long comes from 2016, which was the first time that Uber came to Augusta. The subsequent years have been much milder.
• Taxis: Taxi drivers come from all over GA and SC to drive during the tournament. I saw more taxis sitting at Daniel Airfield (our small civil airport in the middle of the city) during a slow time during tournament week last year than I’ve seen in all of Augusta during the rest of the year! At the Augusta Nationals, the taxi lot is next to the rideshare lot (but with a separate entrance), and patrons will have to walk past the Ubers to get to the taxis. At AGS, the taxi lot has its own beautiful exit coming out of the terminal, so the taxis often get riders before riders resort to Uber.
• Limos: Limos come from even further out. I saw limos from Myrtle Beach, Tampa, Kentucky…. LOTS of them all over the place. They are moving around the Daddy Warbucks type patrons and are getting most of those $100 bill tips. =P Limos and shuttles share a lot on Berckmans Rd.
• Hotel vans: Every decent hotel has at least a shuttle or two that they run during the tournament. Many of these hotels park their shuttles for the other 51 weeks out of the year. >.> These shuttles are not supposed to be in the rideshare lot, but some of them were last year.
• Private shuttles: A ton of companies, home-rental companies, and even the Augusta Nationals hire private drivers and use the grey Mercedes Benz Sprinter shuttles to get around. These shuttles are moving around the players, the CEOs, the big sponsor employees, etc. They are getting the rest of those $100 bill tips (many of them get a much higher single tip at the end of the tournament as a percentage of the shuttle cost).
• Public transportation: public transportation (the buses) suck in Augusta and are not really very relevant during the tournament.

Traveling from Other Markets:
One of the mistakes many drivers make is not recouping the costs of traveling from/to their market and missing the surges that result from other drivers leaving their market. I assume that a driver is not going to stay overnight in Augusta as the hotel costs are prohibitive. I also don’t recommend sleeping in your car because the local LE already have short fuses with the extra hours and the extra work brought on from patrons during the tournament (patrons routinely include heads of states and billionaires). If you are over 2 ½ hours away and don’t have a place to crash in Augusta, I wouldn’t bother.
Here is what I would do if I were in these other markets (but your reasoning or circumstances might be different):

• Aiken, SC: Technically the same metro although Augusta & Aiken drivers rarely overlap trips. I’d definitely be outside the Wilcox early to get one of the many patrons needing a ride.
• Athens: I might as well come to Augusta if I didn’t have a game going on. Still a four-hour round trip that I’d have to overcome. Brownie points if I could finagle a ride from the Thompson civil airport on the way to or from Augusta. Sadly, I know more about Atlanta than I know about Athens, but I would guess there are some (relatively) cheapskate patrons staying at hotels in Athens that would need a trip to Augusta early in morning. If so, I’d jump on that if I came across one (probably give them my number to get their return trip, too).
• Atlanta: A five-hour roundtrip is nothing to take lightly. I would only come to Augusta if I had a long-distance trip here (which many patrons will go straight from ATL or even a hotel). Atlanta does well during the tournament as a lot of drivers go to Augusta deadheading both ways, some drivers get pulled to Augusta thanks to long-distance trips, and Augusta ends up sucking up all the rental cars in the SE. A combination that is really, really good for drivers in ATL during tournament week and especially for airport drivers. If I got a long-distance trip back to ATL at any point (likely mid-day or at/near the end of the tournament), I’d take it in a heartbeat and call it a great day while finishing up in Atlanta if I had any more hours to burn.
• Columbia, SC: As I’d only be about an hour away, I’d definitely head over to Augusta. I’d also sit downtown Augusta during the few times that I would sit. I’d try to begin the day with a trip from the hotels in downtown Columbia as lots of international travelers will stay in Columbia (last year a lot of patrons from Ireland stayed in Columbia as the Augusta hotels were full, international travel to Columbia was easier, and the patrons came for a specific Irish player that qualified for the tournament fairly close to the tournament date).
• Macon: I don’t think that I would bother. Very unlikely to find trips along the way either way. To head directly to Augusta takes lots of state highways through small towns, too.
• Savannah: Even worse than coming from Atlanta. No interstates to travel up/down. I’d only do it if I got a patron staying at a hotel in Savannah (and give them my number to get their return trip, too).
• Statesboro: Quite a bit closer to Augusta than Savannah, but still traveling down state highways with little chances of getting a ride between the two metros. I would be surprised if any patrons stayed in Statesboro and ubered back and forth, but I’d accept a ride to Augusta if it came up (again giving my number to get their return trip).

Listed below are tournaments to get involved in

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Note: If you'd like to advertise for your unsanctioned tournament, please reply to this post and I will approve it if applicable.
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This post was last updated 3/29/2023

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USA Flag tournaments:

Las Vegas Open

• April 15 - April 16, 2023
• Henderson, NV
• Open to all participants

2023 National Championships

• May 26 - May 28 2023
• Arlington, TX
• Open to all participants

New York Open

• July 15 - July 16, 2023
• New York City, NY
• Open to all participants

Cedar Point Open

• August 19 - August 20, 2023
• Sandusky, OH
• Open to all participants

San Diego Open

• September 2 - September 3, 2023
• San Diego, CA
• Open to all participants

Orlando Open

• September 23 - September 24, 2023
• Orlando, FL
• Open to all participants

USA vs Mexico Invitational

• October 7 - October 8, 2023
• McAllen, TX
• Invite-only international tournament

Phoenix Open

• December 9 - December 10, 2023
• Phoenix, AZ
• Open to all participants

2024 World Championships

• January 11 - January 14, 2024
• Tampa, FL

Un-affiliated, Sanctioned USA Flag tournaments:

Sunshine Bowl

• Organized by: Special Olympics Florida
• Age Groups: Adult Mens, Adult Womens, Adult Coed, High School
• April 22 - April 23, 2023
• Tampa, FL

Battle at the Bullitt 5v5

• Organized by: The Bullitt Experience
• Age Groups: Youth 6U - 18U, High School Girls 7v7
• April 30, 2023
• Rowlett, TX

Richmond East Coast Nationals

• Organized by: DMVFFL
• Age Groups: Youth 6U - 18U, Adult Mens, Adult Womens, Adult Coed
• May 5 - May 7, 2023
• Richmond, VA

The Shruumz Drip Trouney

• Organized by: Dipz & Drip Tourneys
• Age Groups: Youth 6U - 18U, Adult Mens, Adult Womens, Adult Coed
• July 22 - July 23, 2023
• Austin, TX

Lynn Lewis Foundation 16th Annual Invitational

• Organized by: Lynn Lewis Foundation
• Age Groups: High School Girls 7v7, Adult Womens
• October 13 - October 15, 2023
• Mesa, AZ

Other Tournaments:

FlagFootballX

• Notes: Monthly tournament held in Arlington, TX with seeding games held in Irving, TX on Saturday and playoffs held in AT&T Stadium on Sunday
• Tournament information: https://www.zortssports.com/tournament/app/10612
• Age Groups: All ages, Men's, Women's
• April 15 - April 16, 2023
• Arlington, TX

Hi friends,
I have a bunch of extra 2022 Prestige base and insert cards--let me know what you need and if you want to trade. I'm super close now given all the generosity from everyone in the group--two SPs down 8 to go and a handful of inserts left!
I'm still missing:
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Franchise Favorites 1-2 5 6 8 11
Living Legends 1 6-10 13 24 30
YM 14 15 17 18
Heroes 1-4 7-9 12 13
Time Stamped 5
Seasons Greetings 1 3-5 12 16 17 19 20
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Feel free to Add Me or even better send a Trade Offer. Open for any suggestions: upgrades, downgrades / knives, gloves, skins / stickers, patterns, floats.

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KNIVES

★ Butterfly Knife Freehand FN #1, B/O: $1867

★ Butterfly Knife Bright Water MW, B/O: $1098

★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel BS, B/O: $907

★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet FT, B/O: $789

★ Butterfly Knife Stained FT, B/O: $695

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★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW #1, B/O: $888

★ Bayonet Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $727

★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 2) FN, B/O: $608

★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $521

★ Bayonet Rust Coat BS, B/O: $253

★ Bayonet Night FT, B/O: $251

★ StatTrak™ Bayonet Lore MW, B/O: $751

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★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $1343

★ Karambit Damascus Steel FT, B/O: $774

★ Karambit Rust Coat BS, B/O: $537

★ Karambit Boreal Forest FT, B/O: $488

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★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1523

★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1523

★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $1008

★ M9 Bayonet Blue Steel FT, B/O: $534

★ M9 Bayonet Rust Coat BS, B/O: $449

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★ Flip Knife Fade FN, B/O: $703

★ Flip Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 1) MW, B/O: $509

★ Flip Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $406

★ Flip Knife Freehand FT, B/O: $228

★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Bright Water FN, B/O: $332

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★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN, B/O: $292

★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $264

★ Falchion Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $258

★ Falchion Knife Bright Water MW, B/O: $133

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★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN, B/O: $822

★ Stiletto Knife Slaughter FN, B/O: $569

★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $530

★ Stiletto Knife Crimson Web FT, B/O: $396

★ StatTrak™ Stiletto Knife Scorched FT, B/O: $172

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★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) MW #1, B/O: $830

★ Gut Knife Fade FN, B/O: $204

★ Gut Knife Tiger Tooth FN, B/O: $138

★ Gut Knife Bright Water MW, B/O: $104

★ Gut Knife Freehand FT, B/O: $92

★ Gut Knife Urban Masked FT, B/O: $82

★ StatTrak™ Gut Knife Rust Coat BS, B/O: $93

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★ Shadow Daggers Fade FN, B/O: $258

★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $165

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel FT, B/O: $82

★ Shadow Daggers Bright Water FT, B/O: $82

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel WW, B/O: $80

★ Shadow Daggers Rust Coat BS, B/O: $74

★ StatTrak™ Shadow Daggers Marble Fade FN, B/O: $186

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★ Classic Knife Slaughter MW, B/O: $311

★ StatTrak™ Classic Knife Stained BS, B/O: $163

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★ Talon Knife Slaughter MW, B/O: $605

★ Talon Knife Scorched MW, B/O: $290

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★ Ursus Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $405

★ Ursus Knife Night Stripe MW, B/O: $162

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★ Paracord Knife Stained WW, B/O: $125

★ Paracord Knife Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $97

★ Paracord Knife Safari Mesh FT, B/O: $96

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★ Navaja Knife Safari Mesh FT, B/O: $71

★ Navaja Knife Scorched WW, B/O: $71

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★ Nomad Knife Fade FN, B/O: $1015

★ Skeleton Knife, B/O: $909

★ Bowie Knife Boreal Forest MW, B/O: $106

★ Survival Knife Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $97

GLOVES

★ Driver Gloves Crimson Weave FT, B/O: $335

★ Driver Gloves King Snake BS, B/O: $270

★ Driver Gloves Lunar Weave WW, B/O: $113

★ Driver Gloves Overtake WW, B/O: $88

★ Driver Gloves Overtake BS, B/O: $67

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★ Moto Gloves Transport MW, B/O: $171

★ Moto Gloves Polygon BS, B/O: $137

★ Moto Gloves Transport WW, B/O: $71

★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company BS, B/O: $62

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★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono WW, B/O: $1027

★ Specialist Gloves Tiger Strike FT, B/O: $654

★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT, B/O: $295

★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander FT, B/O: $277

★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web FT, B/O: $275

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★ Sport Gloves Slingshot FT, B/O: $796

★ Sport Gloves Amphibious BS #2, B/O: $699

★ Sport Gloves Omega FT, B/O: $656

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★ Broken Fang Gloves Unhinged BS, B/O: $60

WEAPONS

AK-47 Case Hardened BS, B/O: $130

AK-47 Bloodsport MW, B/O: $79

AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76

AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76

AK-47 Bloodsport FT, B/O: $70

AK-47 Neon Rider MW, B/O: $60

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AWP Fade FN, B/O: $864

AWP BOOM MW, B/O: $84

AWP Containment Breach FT, B/O: $69

AWP Containment Breach FT, B/O: $69

AWP Wildfire FT, B/O: $59

AWP Chromatic Aberration FN, B/O: $59

StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $65

StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $65

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Desert Eagle Blaze FN, B/O: $565

Desert Eagle Blaze FN, B/O: $565

Desert Eagle Printstream FN, B/O: $155

Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption FN, B/O: $58

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M4A1-S Icarus Fell FN, B/O: $414

M4A1-S Printstream MW, B/O: $204

M4A1-S Printstream MW, B/O: $204

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M4A4 Poseidon FN, B/O: $1402

M4A4 The Emperor FN, B/O: $152

M4A4 Asiimov WW, B/O: $97

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USP-S Kill Confirmed MW, B/O: $65

USP-S Printstream FT, B/O: $69

StatTrak™ USP-S Kill Confirmed FT, B/O: $123

StatTrak™ USP-S Neo-Noir FN, B/O: $106

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AUG Flame Jörmungandr FN, B/O: $218

P2000 Ocean Foam FN, B/O: $139

Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike MW, B/O: $81

CZ75-Auto Emerald Quartz MW, B/O: $61

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