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Conan The Barbarian
2015.04.17 06:17 Grwl Conan The Barbarian
A place where fellow Cimmerians can get together and celebrate everything they love about Conan and the world surrounding him.
2019.08.26 21:54 Racconccity Conan_The_Barbarian
A community for the universe created by Robert E. Howard, Conan the Barbarian, although we will also talk about his other more mythical characters such as Kull. Una comunidad para el universo creado por Robert E. Howard, Conan el Bárbaro, aunque también hablaremos sobre sus otros personajes más míticos como Kull.
2016.01.21 03:14 Conan Exiles
A subreddit dedicated to the discussion of Conan Exiles, the open-world survival game set in the Conan the Barbarian universe!
2023.06.01 11:14 MrRedditFace The Man In The Pathway
Back in 2011 my whole family came to my town to attend my grandfathers funeral.
An important note here is that we live in a woodsy area away from the closest town. My parents house and my grandparents house were only a short distance apart from each other and there was a short pathway between the two houses.
One night my sister and our cousins went to the local cemetery, which we had done numerous times before… I was sick and was unable to go with them.
I was at my parents house that night, so this next part comes from what my sister and cousins told me.
According to them they got back to my grandparents house around 2:00 AM and rushed into the house after frantically unlocking the door.
Meanwhile I couldn’t sleep and for whatever reason I decided to look out the window on one of our doors and was looking down at the pathway.
I thought I saw a man in an orange hoody in the middle of the pathway. I still don’t know why I didn’t call the cops or even wake up a family member.
It looked like the person in the pathway was moving things around on a wooden table we had in the middle of the pathway.
I eventually went back to bed and fell asleep out of exhaustion and didn’t wake up until the afternoon the next day.
My sister and cousins were just kinda hanging around in the backyard of my parents house talking to each other; so I decided to go out there too. I asked if they had fun playing flash light tag in the cemetery, I know that sounds a bit morbid but in our defense there’s not much to do in my town and we always made sure we didn’t step on any graves.
When I went outside I told them that I thought I saw a man in the middle of the pathway the previous night.
They seemed very startled after I said that and asked me to describe what he looked like… I said he was black and wore an orange hoodie and jeans… they got more frightened after I told them because they saw a man in the cemetery that fit that exact description and what they told me next was absolutely terrifying.
They said the man in the hoody chased them to their car and they floored it to my grandparents house.
They thought they had lost him but they were sorely mistaken, as when they looked in the rear view mirror they saw the man chasing them… how he was able to keep up with the car we’ll probably never know… but even more horrifyingly they again thought they lost him until they saw that he was now standing on the side of the road ahead of them, which as you probably know is physically impossible.
When they woke up the morning after they went to the cemetery they walked through the pathway to get to my parents house they were shocked and scared because on the table in the pathway were clothes that they knew were in my grandparents house… it wasn’t just shirts or pants either; the table had some of their underwear that was in my grandparents house the night they went to the cemetery and had made sure all the doors in my grandparents house were locked.
We have no idea how that person could’ve got those clothes that night. Though given what happened we’re not sure if it was even human.
We haven’t seen the man in the hoody ever since that night and I pray that it stays that way.
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An important note here is that we live in a woodsy area away from the closest town. My parents house and my grandparents house were only a short distance apart from each other and there was a short pathway between the two houses.
One night my sister and our cousins went to the local cemetery, which we had done numerous times before… I was sick and was unable to go with them.
I was at my parents house that night, so this next part comes from what my sister and cousins told me.
According to them they got back to my grandparents house around 2:00 AM and rushed into the house after frantically unlocking the door.
Meanwhile I couldn’t sleep and for whatever reason I decided to look out the window on one of our doors and was looking down at the pathway.
I thought I saw a man in an orange hoody in the middle of the pathway. I still don’t know why I didn’t call the cops or even wake up a family member.
It looked like the person in the pathway was moving things around on a wooden table we had in the middle of the pathway.
I eventually went back to bed and fell asleep out of exhaustion and didn’t wake up until the afternoon the next day.
My sister and cousins were just kinda hanging around in the backyard of my parents house talking to each other; so I decided to go out there too. I asked if they had fun playing flash light tag in the cemetery, I know that sounds a bit morbid but in our defense there’s not much to do in my town and we always made sure we didn’t step on any graves.
When I went outside I told them that I thought I saw a man in the middle of the pathway the previous night.
They seemed very startled after I said that and asked me to describe what he looked like… I said he was black and wore an orange hoodie and jeans… they got more frightened after I told them because they saw a man in the cemetery that fit that exact description and what they told me next was absolutely terrifying.
They said the man in the hoody chased them to their car and they floored it to my grandparents house.
They thought they had lost him but they were sorely mistaken, as when they looked in the rear view mirror they saw the man chasing them… how he was able to keep up with the car we’ll probably never know… but even more horrifyingly they again thought they lost him until they saw that he was now standing on the side of the road ahead of them, which as you probably know is physically impossible.
When they woke up the morning after they went to the cemetery they walked through the pathway to get to my parents house they were shocked and scared because on the table in the pathway were clothes that they knew were in my grandparents house… it wasn’t just shirts or pants either; the table had some of their underwear that was in my grandparents house the night they went to the cemetery and had made sure all the doors in my grandparents house were locked.
We have no idea how that person could’ve got those clothes that night. Though given what happened we’re not sure if it was even human.
We haven’t seen the man in the hoody ever since that night and I pray that it stays that way.
2023.06.01 11:14 Familiar-Republic-42 I sent nudes to 2 strangers online and feel so ashamed. Is my life over?
Recently I sent multiple nudes to 2 strangers online I’ve never sent them before but I just wanted to know what my body is like and how attractive I am. And I just get really turned on knowing ppl find my pictures attractive and I really wanna get over it so I’m never in this situation again. If anyone has been in this situation how do you stop being turned on by it?? Afterwards I felt so disgusting.
I didn’t have my face in them or anything identifiable but I just feel so gross and ashamed I wish I didn’t send them. I also sent screenshots so it wouldn’t have geodata. I don’t think I’ll ever take one or send one again. I feel so so gross and so scared that somehow they’ll come back to me.
Idk why I needed the validation in the moment but I feel so disgusting now.
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I didn’t have my face in them or anything identifiable but I just feel so gross and ashamed I wish I didn’t send them. I also sent screenshots so it wouldn’t have geodata. I don’t think I’ll ever take one or send one again. I feel so so gross and so scared that somehow they’ll come back to me.
Idk why I needed the validation in the moment but I feel so disgusting now.
2023.06.01 11:12 tristenwrote A Gamble-Free Island Forever…
Who wants to join me on the gamble-free island forever?
Hey there…first time contributor here with a 20-year career of gambling degeneracy.
I have always been fascinated with the idea of living on an island without gambling. I have dreamt about it.
This fascination of mine has been fed by three experiences of living overseas where I have completely cut myself off from gambling during those times - and it was incredible.
First, I studied in Mexico as an undergraduate for 1.5 years in 2011 and escaped the pokie machines back home in Australia. Within a month, I didn’t even think about them and I was engaged in life and balanced. When I returned home, I didn’t even think about them until the grind of study and work took over and I returned to my addiction.
Second, when I studied in Spain for a year as a postgraduate student in 2013. I had transitioned to sports-betting by this stage, but had self-excluded from every online bookie I could find so when I arrived I had no option at all - even though I looked for it. There were some slot machines in a small bar near where I lived but I tried it once and everyone looked at me funny and I felt embarrassed so yes, for another year, gamble free and feeling great and on top of the world.
Third, based on these experiences, I went to Bali for 6 months when I received $10,000 of my grandmother. When I received it, I just knew I would gamble it, so with no immediate obligations, I booked a flight to Bali and lived there for 6 months, gamble free and loving it.
But yes, inevitably I return home and things become a grind and I get back into the gambling hard and fast like I do with everything, including booze and drugs.
Anyway, has anyone else had similar experiences of escaping to a place with gambling. Of course, I know there are so many variables but it fascinates me!
I have an eight year old daughter now. Her mum and I split last year. Of course, it was because of my gambling. Since Covid I have returned to my gambling addiction full tilt.
Anyway, lots of love to you all…
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Hey there…first time contributor here with a 20-year career of gambling degeneracy.
I have always been fascinated with the idea of living on an island without gambling. I have dreamt about it.
This fascination of mine has been fed by three experiences of living overseas where I have completely cut myself off from gambling during those times - and it was incredible.
First, I studied in Mexico as an undergraduate for 1.5 years in 2011 and escaped the pokie machines back home in Australia. Within a month, I didn’t even think about them and I was engaged in life and balanced. When I returned home, I didn’t even think about them until the grind of study and work took over and I returned to my addiction.
Second, when I studied in Spain for a year as a postgraduate student in 2013. I had transitioned to sports-betting by this stage, but had self-excluded from every online bookie I could find so when I arrived I had no option at all - even though I looked for it. There were some slot machines in a small bar near where I lived but I tried it once and everyone looked at me funny and I felt embarrassed so yes, for another year, gamble free and feeling great and on top of the world.
Third, based on these experiences, I went to Bali for 6 months when I received $10,000 of my grandmother. When I received it, I just knew I would gamble it, so with no immediate obligations, I booked a flight to Bali and lived there for 6 months, gamble free and loving it.
But yes, inevitably I return home and things become a grind and I get back into the gambling hard and fast like I do with everything, including booze and drugs.
Anyway, has anyone else had similar experiences of escaping to a place with gambling. Of course, I know there are so many variables but it fascinates me!
I have an eight year old daughter now. Her mum and I split last year. Of course, it was because of my gambling. Since Covid I have returned to my gambling addiction full tilt.
Anyway, lots of love to you all…
2023.06.01 11:11 Financial_Ad4014 nude in the theatre
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2023.06.01 11:11 Familiar-Republic-42 I sent nudes to 2 strangers online and feel so ashamed. Is my life over?
Recently I sent multiple nudes to 2 strangers online I’ve never sent them before but I just wanted to know what my body is like and how attractive I am. And I just get really turned on knowing ppl find my pictures attractive and I really wanna get over it so I’m never in this situation again. If anyone has been in this situation how do you stop being turned on by it?? Afterwards I felt so disgusting.
I didn’t have my face in them or anything identifiable but I just feel so gross and ashamed I wish I didn’t send them. I also sent screenshots so it wouldn’t have geodata. I don’t think I’ll ever take one or send one again. I feel so so gross and so scared that somehow they’ll come back to me.
Idk why I needed the validation in the moment but I feel so disgusting now.
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I didn’t have my face in them or anything identifiable but I just feel so gross and ashamed I wish I didn’t send them. I also sent screenshots so it wouldn’t have geodata. I don’t think I’ll ever take one or send one again. I feel so so gross and so scared that somehow they’ll come back to me.
Idk why I needed the validation in the moment but I feel so disgusting now.
2023.06.01 11:09 SomeDesiGuy Anubhav Sinha on his 2011 SRK-starrer flop Ra.One being praised now: 'A film that was so harshly judged...' Exclusive
In an exclusive chat with DNA, the film’s director Anubhav Sinha reacted to this phenomenon. On being asked if this meant the film was judged too harshly for its time, Sinha said, “It’s not for me to say this because I would always find criticism harsher. But if someone not involved with the film says it was harsh, I would obviously latch on to that.”
The filmmaker added that the film’s relevance today speaks volumes about its ‘success’ though. “I am a big believer of how long a film lives determines its legacy. The fact that a film that was so harshly judged and criticised 12 years back lives on online with people calling it ahead of its time speaks volumes. Then, that is the film’s success and it gives me a lot of happiness,” he added.
https://www.dnaindia.com/bollywood/report-anubhav-sinha-reacts-to-his-2011-flop-raone-being-praised-for-vfx-now-shah-rukh-khan-kareena-kapoor-adipurush-3045386/amp
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The filmmaker added that the film’s relevance today speaks volumes about its ‘success’ though. “I am a big believer of how long a film lives determines its legacy. The fact that a film that was so harshly judged and criticised 12 years back lives on online with people calling it ahead of its time speaks volumes. Then, that is the film’s success and it gives me a lot of happiness,” he added.
https://www.dnaindia.com/bollywood/report-anubhav-sinha-reacts-to-his-2011-flop-raone-being-praised-for-vfx-now-shah-rukh-khan-kareena-kapoor-adipurush-3045386/amp
2023.06.01 11:08 SomeDesiGuy Anubhav Sinha on his 2011 SRK-starrer flop Ra.One being praised now: 'A film that was so harshly judged...' Exclusive
In an exclusive chat with DNA, the film’s director Anubhav Sinha reacted to this phenomenon. On being asked if this meant the film was judged too harshly for its time, Sinha said, “It’s not for me to say this because I would always find criticism harsher. But if someone not involved with the film says it was harsh, I would obviously latch on to that.”
The filmmaker added that the film’s relevance today speaks volumes about its ‘success’ though. “I am a big believer of how long a film lives determines its legacy. The fact that a film that was so harshly judged and criticised 12 years back lives on online with people calling it ahead of its time speaks volumes. Then, that is the film’s success and it gives me a lot of happiness,” he added.
https://www.dnaindia.com/bollywood/report-anubhav-sinha-reacts-to-his-2011-flop-raone-being-praised-for-vfx-now-shah-rukh-khan-kareena-kapoor-adipurush-3045386/amp
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The filmmaker added that the film’s relevance today speaks volumes about its ‘success’ though. “I am a big believer of how long a film lives determines its legacy. The fact that a film that was so harshly judged and criticised 12 years back lives on online with people calling it ahead of its time speaks volumes. Then, that is the film’s success and it gives me a lot of happiness,” he added.
https://www.dnaindia.com/bollywood/report-anubhav-sinha-reacts-to-his-2011-flop-raone-being-praised-for-vfx-now-shah-rukh-khan-kareena-kapoor-adipurush-3045386/amp
2023.06.01 10:59 Tadeh1337 2011 iMac can’t install Mac OS
 | Hey guys I just purchased a 2011 iMac and I wanted to erase the hard drive just for safety and also because Bluetooth was not showing up at all. An online source said redownloading the MacOS might help. But now I used current date and time to do it and it goes to some random negative seconds and gives this error. Through terminal I charged the time when date to 2018, 2016, 2012, 2011 and none of them work and I get an error saying untrusted_cert_title. At this point is the only way to get the OS is through a bootable drive? Also assume downloading the software does work, now I have to worry whether going through this entire hassle would even fix the Bluetooth issue. Super annoying. submitted by Tadeh1337 to MacOS [link] [comments] |
2023.06.01 10:51 BardGoodwill Poor Barbarian
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2023.06.01 10:48 hawkyeager This is a total shot in the dark, but does anyone in the Victims community know who ran this old Killers blog?
I just came across a really old blog (like, actually on Blogger) that has been abandoned since 2012. The author's final post has nothing to do with The Killers, but it appears that the majority of her posts did (mainly during the Day & Age Tour).
Her name was Dani. Does anyone know if she went on to post anywhere else?
Is she in this sub by any chance? Dani, are you one of us?
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Her name was Dani. Does anyone know if she went on to post anywhere else?
Is she in this sub by any chance? Dani, are you one of us?
2023.06.01 10:44 Creedix Found a Chally in the wild during a work trip
 | The plaque reads : "Presented to The Royal Southern Yacht Club by The King's Royal Hussars July 2011" submitted by Creedix to TankPorn [link] [comments] The Royal Southern Yacht Club is located in Hamble-Le-Rice (UK), about 30 minutes from Southampton and across the city of Cowes (Isle of Wight), the European Mecca of sailing. Apologies for the bad photo, it was taken with my cellphone as I was leaving the Yacht Club and the item was in a glass display. |
2023.06.01 10:33 Ryudoku [H]Humble and Fanatical leftovers (Civ VI,Fallout 76, Overcooked! 2) [W]Lone Fungus, Gotham Knights, Star Renegades, and Others
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WANT:
Lone Fungus (Priority)
Epic Battle Fantasy 5 (Priority)
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling (Priority)
Star Renegades (Priority)
Death's Door (Priority) Disc Room(Priority)
Godstrike
Kingdom Rush Games
- Kingdom Rush Frontiers
- Kingdom Rush Origins
- Legends of Kingdom Rush
The Last Campfire Fae Tactics
Batora Lost Haven
Flynn Son of Crimson
Gotham Knights
XCOM Enemy Uknown Complete Pack
Loop Hero
One Piece Pirate Warriors 3
Super Fancy Pants Adventure
Shantae: Risky's Revenge - Director's Cut
MO:Astray
GRIME
Maybe some others , will check your lists if you have
Games that I can give:
Humble
Mar 2023
Biomutant
Jurassic World Evolution 2
Hero's Hour
Rogue Lords (Might Keep)
Demon Turf
Golden Light
Feb 2023
Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous Enchanced Edition
Fallout 76 + Fallout 1
Shady Part of Me
Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
Five Dates
Jan 2023
Tribes of Midgard
Encased: a Sci-Fi Post-Apocalyptic RPG
Olliolli World - Rad Edition
Grow: Song of the Evertree
Conan Chop Chop
Hokko Life
The Serpent Rogue
Nov 2022
Hell Let Loose
Shadow Tactics : Aiko's Choice
Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
Jul 2022
DEEP ROCK GALACTIC (Might Keep)
Necromunda : Hired Gun
Legion TD2
Lawn Mowing Simulator
Yes Your Grace
Trudograd
CAPCOM SUMMER 2022 BUNDLE
Street Fighter V
Strider
Bionic Commando
Apr 2022
Destroy All Humans!
Killsquad
Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos
Suzerain
Chicken Police
Naruto to Boruto: Shinobi Striker
Feb 2022
Per Aspera
Just Die Already
Before We Leave
Paradise Lost
Calico
**Dec 2021 (11 choices)*\*
Mordhau
Endzone - a World Apart
Beyond the Wire
Partisans 1941
Lacuna - A Sci-Fi Adventure
8 Doors
Greak: Memories of Azur
Fling to the Finish
Tohu
Voidigo
Nov 2021 (9Choices)
Due Process
House Flipper
Wingspan
BPM: Bullets per Minute
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
Juno: New Origins
Timelie
Wrath: Aeon of Ruin
Mbius Front 83'
Oct 2021 (8 choices)
Amnesia: Rebirth
John Wick Hex
112 Operator
Guts and Glory
Garage: Bad Trip
Tools Up
Hiveswap Friendsim
Syberia 3
Aug 2021 (9 choices)
Last Oasis
Superliminal
We need to go Deeper
Out of Space
Carto
As far as the eye
Cepheus Protocol
Drake Hollow
Encodya
Jul 2021 (12 choices)
Yakuza 3 Remastered
The Surge 2
DIRT 5
All of the other games I haven't claimed this bundle
Jun 2021 (9 choices)
Sid Meier's Civilization VI PLatinum Edition
Secret Neighbor
Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse
Worms Rumble+ Legends Pack Dlc
Milky Way Prince - The Vampire Star
Desolate
Paw Paw Paw
Effie
Disjunction (GOG)
May 2021 (10 choices)
Hellpoints
Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3
Levelhead
Fury Unleashed
Morkredd
Relicta
Retimed
Family Man
Vane
Mar 2021 (8 choices)
Control Standard Edition
Elex
WWE 2K BATTLEGROUNDS
Peaky Blinders:Mastermind
Cyber hook
Pesterquest
Wildfire (Might Keep)
Boreal Blade
Feb 2021 (7 choices)
ENDLESS SPACE® 2 - DIGITAL DELUXE EDITION
The Wild Eight
Train Station Renovation
Valfaris
Werewolf: The Apocalypse Heart of the Forest
Lovecraft's Untold Stories
Iris and the Giant
Dec 2020 (10 choices)
Overcooked! 2 (Only the main game, I have claimed the Dlcs)
The Beast Inside
Shining Resonance Refrain (Might Keep)
Zwei: The Arges Adventure (Might Keep)
Zwei: The Ilvard Insurrection (Might Keep)
The Haunted Island, A Frog Detective Game
Frog Detective 2: The Case of The Invisible Wizard
Still There
Struggling
Path of Giants
Jul 2020 (6 choices)
Age of Wonders: Planetfall Deluxe Edition
Railway Empire
Battlestar Galactica Deadlock
Yuppie Psycho
Beat Hazard 2
Sigma Theory: Global Cold War
Don't Escape: 4 Days to Survive
Verlet Swing
Basingstoke
Jan 2020 (1 choice)
Trailmakers
Unrailed
Them's Fighting Herds
Whispers of a Machine
HUMBLE NEW COUCH CLASSICS BUNDLE
Lethal League Blaze (Might Keep)
Ultimate Chicken Horse
HUMBLE BANDAI NAMCO BUNDLE 4
Tales of Berseria
GET EVEN
HUMBLE QUEBEC INDIES BUNDLE
Leap of Fate
Toto Temple Deluxe
HUMBLE SWEET FARM FALL BUNDLE
Sigma Theory: Global Cold War
Coffee Talk
CHUCHEL Cherry Edition
ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove
HUMBLE LET'S FIGHT BUNDLE
Stick Fight: The Game
Divekick
Nidhogg
Overgrowth
Sonic and SEGA All Stars Racing
Fanatical
Hotshot Racing (exp june 3)
Dungeons 3
The Walking Dead: The Final Season
Icewind Dale: Enhanced Edition
Duke Nukem Forever: Hail to the Icons Parody Pack
Duke Nukem Forever: The Doctor Who Cloned Me
Expeditions: Viking
Pathologic Classic HD
The Age of Decadence
Shelter 2
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WANT:
Lone Fungus (Priority)
Epic Battle Fantasy 5 (Priority)
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling (Priority)
Star Renegades (Priority)
Death's Door (Priority) Disc Room(Priority)
Godstrike
Kingdom Rush Games
- Kingdom Rush Frontiers
- Kingdom Rush Origins
- Legends of Kingdom Rush
The Last Campfire Fae Tactics
Batora Lost Haven
Flynn Son of Crimson
Gotham Knights
XCOM Enemy Uknown Complete Pack
Loop Hero
One Piece Pirate Warriors 3
Super Fancy Pants Adventure
Shantae: Risky's Revenge - Director's Cut
MO:Astray
GRIME
Maybe some others , will check your lists if you have
Games that I can give:
Humble
Mar 2023
Biomutant
Jurassic World Evolution 2
Hero's Hour
Rogue Lords (Might Keep)
Demon Turf
Golden Light
Feb 2023
Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous Enchanced Edition
Fallout 76 + Fallout 1
Shady Part of Me
Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
Five Dates
Jan 2023
Tribes of Midgard
Encased: a Sci-Fi Post-Apocalyptic RPG
Olliolli World - Rad Edition
Grow: Song of the Evertree
Conan Chop Chop
Hokko Life
The Serpent Rogue
Nov 2022
Hell Let Loose
Shadow Tactics : Aiko's Choice
Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
Jul 2022
DEEP ROCK GALACTIC (Might Keep)
Necromunda : Hired Gun
Legion TD2
Lawn Mowing Simulator
Yes Your Grace
Trudograd
CAPCOM SUMMER 2022 BUNDLE
Street Fighter V
Strider
Bionic Commando
Apr 2022
Destroy All Humans!
Killsquad
Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos
Suzerain
Chicken Police
Naruto to Boruto: Shinobi Striker
Feb 2022
Per Aspera
Just Die Already
Before We Leave
Paradise Lost
Calico
**Dec 2021 (11 choices)*\*
Mordhau
Endzone - a World Apart
Beyond the Wire
Partisans 1941
Lacuna - A Sci-Fi Adventure
8 Doors
Greak: Memories of Azur
Fling to the Finish
Tohu
Voidigo
Nov 2021 (9Choices)
Due Process
House Flipper
Wingspan
BPM: Bullets per Minute
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
Juno: New Origins
Timelie
Wrath: Aeon of Ruin
Mbius Front 83'
Oct 2021 (8 choices)
Amnesia: Rebirth
John Wick Hex
112 Operator
Guts and Glory
Garage: Bad Trip
Tools Up
Hiveswap Friendsim
Syberia 3
Aug 2021 (9 choices)
Last Oasis
Superliminal
We need to go Deeper
Out of Space
Carto
As far as the eye
Cepheus Protocol
Drake Hollow
Encodya
Jul 2021 (12 choices)
Yakuza 3 Remastered
The Surge 2
DIRT 5
All of the other games I haven't claimed this bundle
Jun 2021 (9 choices)
Sid Meier's Civilization VI PLatinum Edition
Secret Neighbor
Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse
Worms Rumble+ Legends Pack Dlc
Milky Way Prince - The Vampire Star
Desolate
Paw Paw Paw
Effie
Disjunction (GOG)
May 2021 (10 choices)
Hellpoints
Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3
Levelhead
Fury Unleashed
Morkredd
Relicta
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2023.06.01 10:27 Drakolf Dragon Rising- 10. Adjudicate:
The Paladins were not particularly happy carting us out of my tower.
They didn't carry us, we just kind of walked in between them all of the way to the Temple. Kurtulmak maintained a neutral expression, even as we entered.
Galax was waiting for us, with Tallyn at his side. He took one look at me, then sighed. "So, it is true."
"Before we make any judgment calls, there is context." I said before any verdict could be reached.
"I am aware." He said. "Bahamut made himself known to both of you, you abandoned him in a foolish attempt at redeeming an evil God- and you somehow succeeded."
"It wasn't that hard, it might be because I didn't immediately damn him for simply existing." I glanced at Tallyn, who averted his gaze. "Did my brother tell you how he tried to kill me before Bahamut stopped him?"
"I was not aware." Galax remarked. "What I am more concerned about is the change in alignment."
"The what now?" I asked.
"Before, you registered as Lawful, that is, aligned with order. Now, you are neutral in that regard."
"Is that specifically bad..?" I asked.
"It's a clear indication that you have fallen out of Bahamut's favor specifically, as you have broken his tenets. However, your disobedience was not out of malice, which indicates your actions were intended for the betterment of all." He looked at Kurtulmak. "He, however, is very much Law aligned, and radiates Evil, which matches expectations."
Kurtulmak gave off a smug grin.
"Due to the circumstances, I must require he at least show some manner of allegiance to Bahamut, vestments, perhaps?"
"Try it and die." Kurtulmak threatened. "The entire town, aside from this quaint little temple, is in my domain, that I do not force them to bear my symbol proudly is magnanimity on my part."
I stepped between them. "Just a minute." I said. "We can't waste time on bickering. Kurtulmak has helped us in the past, events I believed to be Bahamut's work were his."
"Oh, how can you be certain?" Galax asked.
"Bahamut bluntly said it." I said. "And if Tallyn is hiding that from you, that is a lie of omission."
"I have not had an opportunity to give my report. My intention is to verify the truth." Tallyn replied. "The night we were transformed, Kurtulmak did specifically force us to sleep. The alternative was losing all of our memories, being blindly beholden to either Kurtulmak or Tiamat."
"I am the God of Kobolds." Kurtulmak stated. "I will not lead my people into bondage, even if they were Human to begin with."
"He also provided aid during the mine collapse." I said.
"Why help us?" Galax asked. "Why go out of your way when letting things happen may have benefited you in the long run?"
"Do you honestly expect me to trust Tiamat after everything he and her kind have done to ours?" Kurtulmak asked. "The ancient winds stir, hatred and spite toward the surface world extends toward all. When we are but vermin in the eyes of those who never knew the pain of subjugation, who would never understand the suffering that the destruction of a warren brings- When those who profess to be good slaughter mindlessly and are rewarded, do you honestly believe I could trust anyone?"
The Paladins tensed, their hands on their swords.
"You are no fool, neither is Bahamut. I know compromise will do nothing for our kind, yet my newest servant believes otherwise. I will prove him wrong, I will show him that doing things the 'right' way only ever leads to suffering. The only way to survive is to dismantle the system that oppresses us, and I refuse to let my people be harmed again."
"Is it your intention to play by the rules?" Tallyn asked.
"I always play by the rules." Kurtulmak replied. "You should be asking, are the rules fair to begin with?" He looked at Galax. "Now, as I understand it, your Warren is woefully unprepared for a war. Alone, I could not fight the foe you face, but alone I will ensure you have a chance. Together, perhaps, we will carve out a place in this world."
Galax met his gaze with a cold one of his own. "As long as Bahamut wills our cooperation, you shall have it." He said. "By Bahamut's will, we will not allow the corruption of our people to evil. If this is impossible for you-"
"I will play by the rules." Kurtulmak stated. "I will do with my servants as I see fit. After all, they are not yours." He turned around and started walking. "Ruuk Stingtail, you will follow. You have your duties to your Warren, after all."
I nodded and followed after.
As we walked, Kurtulmak addressed me. "You have been a very willing servant thus far. You have not complained, nor have you made any efforts to specifically negotiate a better situation for yourself." He looked at me from the corner of his eye. "Why?"
"You haven't given me a reason yet, Master." I replied. "Until you do, I will continue to do what I can."
He smiled. "Is that so?" He asked, before stopping and turning around. "Kneel." He said. I stopped and knelt. "Why do you kneel when I command you to?" He asked. "Do you feel nothing, submitting before me? No shame?"
I shook my head. "I've done it for Bahamut, why wouldn't I do if for you?" I asked. "I swore a vow to serve you, and to give my undying devotion to you, I keep my promises."
He smiled. "Good." He said. "I have plans for this town, and will see to their fruition. First and foremost is getting you something befitting of your service to me."
I nodded. "How will we announce your presence to the Warren, Master?" I asked.
"My plan is thus. Once you are outfitted, you will call for the Warren to gather, and you will publicly announce your service and fealty to me, your God and Master, and I will make the Barbarians' blood boil, I will awaken the bloodlust of the Fighters, for my domain is War, and they must recognize that to seek the path of either is to walk the path of blood."
We entered the town, Kurtulmak gestured for me to lead him through, to the craftsmen.
Everyone who was up at this hour greeted me warmly, then wondered as to the new face. I greeted them back, but didn't elaborate yet. There was only one person I knew at this hour who was doing any work, an Artificer named Tikkatik.
"Oh, Tallyn." He said as I entered her workshop. "Do you need something?"
I looked at Kurtulmak, who cast a spell, creating a still image. "This design is needed." He stated. "Make twenty-one to start, as quickly as you are able and willing. There will be Awakenings today."
Tikkatik looked at me, confused.
"Do it." I said. "And send the first one to me, I will need it."
"Very well. I thought Sorcerers did not do well with armor."
"This design will not hinder somatic components to the spell." Kurtulmak replied. "Your workings aid the Warren, be proud."
Her eyes widened, then with a determined expression, she nodded and started working.
We returned to the tower. He looked at me and said, "It will be some time before it is finished. Rest, finish your sleep. When I wake you, then it will be time."
"Thank you, Master." Following his command, I laid back down in my bed and fell asleep. As I slept, I dreamed of standing before an army of Kobolds, calling out to them, hearing their collective roar in response. I was powerful, they followed my command without hesitation.
"This is a vision of the past." Kurtulmak's voice echoed in my mind. "What you are feeling is my pride, what you see my nascent empire. This was the day that was taken from us."
There was a brilliant flash of light, followed by darkness as mountain descended upon us, crashing into the city. I could hear the screams of thousands before I was crushed. I opened my eyes to a brighter morning, Kurtulmak was sat on the floor, holding pieces of leather armor. I watched as he sliced his palm and spread the blood across it, but rather than be covered, the blood seeped into the leather, giving it a bright red coloration.
"Approach." He commanded, and I got up and approached. His movements were quick, strapping on the pieces of armor. It comprised of a breast plate and faulds, arm bands that went from my wrists to my elbows, and a pair of pauldrons, the right one bearing the symbol of a skull.
"This doesn't look very protective, Master." I pointed out.
"It is magical." He said. To demonstrate, he held his hand out, manifesting his spear, and stabbed me with it. Though he hit bare scale, it didn't puncture."This armor is your symbol of fealty to me, modeled after my own. I call it the Armor of the Kobold King, wearing this marks you as the leader of our kind, You will never remove it unless it is necessary, you will wear this with pride. Is this understood?"
"Yes, Master." I replied.
"We will abstain from declaring such, for the time being. Yet understand, this armor means you speak with my authority. Do whatever it takes to ensure our prosperity." He stepped away, looking me over, then nodded. "Yes, you wear it well. You look as strong as you are, your power shall be unmatched. In time, this lowly town will become the heart of a new empire."
"I don't know if the people would agree to that, Master." I replied. "We established the government we have because we didn't want the people's voices to be ignored."
"If you rule correctly, then they won't be ignored." He replied. "We will not need to take it by force, our Empire will come into being by their will. Now, stand tall, walk with pride, and speak with authority. It is time we address our subjects-to-be."
There were some proper channels I needed to go through, letters sent and received, permission granted, the news spread out for the people to gather in the town square. When I walked up to the stage where the Council addressed the people, the other Councilors were present, including Galax and Tallyn.
There was some murmuring at my appearance, some unease in the crowd. There were even more words when Kurtulmak stood beside me.
"Citizens of the Warren!" I called out. "Yesterday, we found something." All eyes were on me, most probably assumed it was the armor, or perhaps an armory. "An underground fortress known as Darastrixthurhi."
I could see several Kobolds' eyes widen, they understood what I was talking about. "And in those halls, I met a God." I proceeded to describe the situation as it had been, leaving nothing out. Several eyes flitted to Kurtulmak, connecting the dots even as I spoke of the agreement he had with me, and how Bahamut was willing to honor this.
"The Kobold who stands beside me is Kurtulmak." I spoke. "I have sworn myself into his service, yet this will not influence how I lead. He will make no claims over us, no demands. As with Bahamut, it is your choice whether or not to serve him as I do. Thus this gift he is about to give is done freely."
Kurtulmak simply raised his hand to the sky, his divine power pulsed through the air, and he spoke a single command. "I am War, embrace the power within you to fight."
All at once, thousands of Kobolds were overwhelmed by their Awakenings, the Barbarians straining to keep their sudden rage in check, the Fighters touching their hearts as bloodlust filled the. Kurtulmak leapt from the stage, his spear in hand. "Come to me and fight, direct your rage upon me, that you do not harm your fellow Kobold, turn your bloodlust upon me, that you do not slaughter your own. I shall temper you."
The fight that broke out as every new Berserker and Fighter charged at him was quick and brutal. No tricks, no magic, just Kurtulmak showing superior skill with just his spear. The newly Awakened were exhausted.
It made me realize that my stepping between him and Tallyn probably did more to save my brother's life than it protected him.
Kurtulmak held his spear out, pointing at them. "You are all who are capable of fighting. Understand when I say, if you wish for a life of peace, you will never touch a weapon again. But if you will fight to protect your Warren, then you will come to me to learn. You will not win this war by playing by the rules, but through the blood of your enemies."
With this said, he turned his back to them and leapt back onto the stage. I looked at the rest of the Councilors, their reactions were mixed, with the Clerics and Paladins still very much not a fan of the situation. "Galax." I said, holding my hand out to him. "For as long as our Gods act in peaceful alliance, so too do I promise myself and any who choose to follow Kurtulmak will only do what is necessary for our survival, and not a step more."
He stood up and approached me.
"That your master be redeemed." He said, taking my hand and shaking it.
"That the justice that was denied be delivered." I answered back.
I was certain Galax knew why I offered my hand to him. It was one thing to say there was peace between our Gods, it was another to show it. Bahamut spoke in actions, not mere words, and him refusing to do this much would be trouble.
The Council meeting after the fact was mostly just the others asking if I was insane and if I really thought this was going to end well.
I simply looked at them and said, "We have an army now that we didn't have a day ago." I left it at that.
When I returned to the Tower, Kurtulmak carving Draconic runes into them and muttering under his breath, I felt a rush of power flow through me, one I hadn't felt in a long time.
"So, you have achieved greater power." Kurtulmak stated.
"Yes, Master." I said. I had gained knowledge of a cantrip and a new spell. The cantrip was the creation of a handful of acid, while the spell granted me knowledge of how to enhance a weapon, albeit only for an hour- two if I used metamagic.
Not only this, but I was now aware of how I could use magic even with a weapon in hand.
"Nak." He said, standing up. "You are presently the most powerful Kobold in this town, myself excluded. Your insatiable desire to improve your craft is the reason for this. Be honored that you are superior to the rest."
While I felt a flash of pride in his praise, I shook my head. "I'm not superior." I said. "If I was, I would be leagues above them. No, my strength is the same as theirs, I've just been the one who doesn't waste an opportunity to practice."
He smirked in a way that indicated he found this amusing, maybe even quaint.
There was a knock at my door. He nodded, letting me know I could go. I walked downstairs and answered.
It was the other Sorcerers. "Come in." I said, and then entered. "Is something wrong?"
"We wanted to meet Kurtulmak." Goss said.
I blinked. "Uh, why?" I asked.
"He was- is- the first Kobold Sorcerer." Urak stated. "We have theory to guide us. Theory and experimentation. Our comparing notes is not enough, we need guidance, and there is no 'Bold with more experience than him."
Kashak nodded. "Not to mention, ever since they became Paladins, our friends have not wanted anything to do with us since we won't convert to their religion."
I sighed. "You don't make faithful by forced conversion." I muttered. "Alright, but bear in mind I am devoted to him, as per my vow, you cannot trust me to have your best interests in mind if it comes to doing what he needs me to do." I gestured for them to follow me, and they did. Once we were at the top floor, I held my hand out for them to stop.
"Master." I said. "The Sorcerers of our Warren wish to meet you."
Kurtulmak stood up and looked our way.
"They are fools seeking power, toss them aside." He said.
"We want nothing like that, great Kurtulmak." Garu spoke, bowing.
"He did not even waste any time brown-nosing." Kurtulmak remarked. "Your flattery needs work, and your theatrics make your insincerity more obvious. I have no place for sycophants, aspirants, usurpers, the avaricious, and traitors. Leave."
"But, your holiness-!"
Kurtulmak raised his spear at them. "Leave."
They quickly fled down the stairs, at least one of them outright fell. I winced.
"If even one of them was honest, only seeking truth, I might have entertained them. I have grown tired of tyrants driving our people to death." He returned to carving symbols into the armor. "I will give them two more chances. If they can learn to set aside their ambitions for the good of the Warren, I will grant them such a small boon. If they cannot, I will kill them, for they will endlessly seek to dominate, and we do not have the time or patience for that."
There was another knock. I heard him sigh, but he waved his hand. I went back down, opened the door, and saw a Human. "Uh, hi." He said. "I, uh... I wanted to speak with your God." He said.
I led him upstairs.
"Leave." Kurtulmak stated. "I will not meet with a Human, I do not care about your kind."
"I understand." The Human said. "Nonetheless, I still want to speak with you."
Kurtulmak stood up, pointing his spear. "Leave."
"I'm sorry, but I won't. Either let me speak with you, or kill me." The Human said. "I'm not afraid of dying."
Kurtulmak snorted, then pointed at the floor. The Human walked over to that spot and sat down. "What is your purpose here, Human?" He asked, "Not power, you would have cast aside your Humanity for such. You are not aligned with Bahamut or his faithful, so why are you here, and what makes you so bold as to even consider approaching me?"
"I wanted to know why we are immune." The Human said. "And why we can't use the powers that everyone else can."
"Why do you want to know?"
"So we have an answer."
Kurtulmak sighed, resting the butt of his spear on the ground and curling his arm around it so that he could lean against it. "The reason is twofold." Kurtulmak replied. "Tiamat wanted to ensure there would be no chance of the transformed ever remembering their Human lives. Driven mad with pain, they would lash out, killing their former friends and family, the horror driving them to repress their past identities, making it easier for Tiamat to wipe their memories entirely. Naturally, this precludes any Humans obtaining power."
The Human nodded. "I had a suspicion, thank you for the answer. I don't have anything to give in appreciation-"
"You could give me your Humanity." Kurtulmak stated. "As far as I am concerned, you only exist to aid us, to do the drudgery while we take care of the important things. I would make you all slaves, if it wasn't for the unfortunate reality that you might become Kobolds while in bondage."
The Human nodded. "I thought so." He said. I watched in surprise as he became a Kobold. "There."
Kurtulmak looked just as surprised as I was, impressed, even. "You are very brave." He remarked. "I hereby name you Kalith, in honor of such." He sat down across from Kalith, and held his hand out. "I am also aware of what you can be. My offer is thus- Serve me, pledge your fealty to me, work to ensure our ascension to a mighty empire, and I shall grant you power only you could wield."
"I'm a Warlock?" Kalith asked.
"You are nothing." Kurtulmak stated. "I can may you more."
Kalith nodded and took Kurtulmak's hand. He grew tense, his eyes wide, his mouth opening in a soundless scream. One of his eyes, the one I could see, turned from a light green to a pale yellow. When Kurtulmak let go of him, he slumped over, arms shaking as they held him up, his breathing heavy.
"Who am I, Kalith?" Kurtulmak asked.
"Master." Kalith breathed.
"Good. You will go forth and display your power before the Warren, and you will make known the Pact you have forged, and the price that is paid for power. You are mine now, you can either despair or rejoice, it does not matter to me."
Kalith looked at his hands, clenching and unclenching his fingers. "Huh, I should've done this a long time ago." He said. "Thank you, Master."
"Rejoicing it is." Kurtulmak remarked.
Kalith stumbled a little as he got up, I helped him get used to his legs before helping him down the stairs.
"Will you be okay?" I asked.
"Of course." He said. "There are other potential Warlocks out there, and for better or worse, we need them to awaken."
He left the Tower, and I waited for a few minutes, just in case someone else came by. The knock came just as I was about to head upstairs. "For fuck's sake..." I muttered as I opened the door. I didn't expect to see Tallyn.
"May I enter?" He asked.
I stepped aside and he walked in. Dressed in shining armor, proudly wearing the vestments of Bahamut, he looked at me coldly.
"Is your... master here?" He asked.
"Yes." I said. "Why?"
"I wish to speak with him." He stated, looking at the stairs. I sighed and gestured for him to follow me. "Is my being here an inconvenience?" He asked.
"The Sorcerers came by looking for power, Kurtulmak chased them off. We got our first Warlock not long after, you're the third person who's come by to see him."
"He chased the Sorcerers away?" He asked, he seemed surprised.
"He's not looking for minions. If they try again twice and they haven't figured out Kurtulmak actually does care about the Warren by then, he will kill them, because their ambition will endanger us at the worst possible time."
"Ruuk..." I looked at him. "Do you regret what you have done at all?"
"Do you?" I asked. I led him up the stairs, Kurtulmak was already waiting for us, spear in hand, pale yellow eyes glaring at Tallyn.
"Do you think you stand a chance, Paladin?" He asked. "I have not forgotten your actions."
Tallyn drew his sword, then handed it to me. "I did not come to antagonize." He said. "I have come to offer my limited service, as recompense for my actions."
"Don't even bother." Kurtulmak stated. "Accepting this would only lead you to resenting me more. You see me as one who has taken your brother away from you, who has lied to your God, who will lead your people astray." He walked toward Tallyn until he was face to face. "I would never accept the service of one who hates me. If you are truly sorrowful for your actions, you will renounce your God and accept me as your own."
"I would never." Tallyn hissed through gritted teeth.
"Then save your apologies for the ones you have wronged." Kurtulmak replied. "Starting with your brother."
Tallyn turned around, took his sword from me, and walked away. I heard the door to the Tower slam behind him.
"Did you have to antagonize him like that, Master?" I asked.
"Yes." He replied. "He is foolishly trying to reconcile his actions with his faith. He believes he was correct in punishing a traitor, his offer to me was nothing more than a means to quell his guilty conscience." Kurtulmak returned to his work on the armor. "Under less polite circumstances, I would have accepted and slowly corrupted him until he willingly consigned his soul to me. I told him exactly what he needed to hear."
"Given the opportunity to convert him, would you?" I asked.
"No." He replied. "Not only would it sour the deal I have with Bahamut, but it would also turn his followers against me even more. They are barely holding themselves back, even the mere notion that two of the miracles they experienced- indeed, the entire reason they were capable of revering him- was because I was feeling contrary that day." He looked at me. "Given the chance, would you?"
I shook my head. "No. But I would make him question his faith, force him to understand what it is he is looking for, and whether he is genuinely faithful, or simply struggling to reconcile with the pointless suffering we are dealing with."
"A good answer." He raised his hands up and began to chant an incantation. His eyes glowed with unfathomable power, the symbols on the armor began to glow, and then he lowered his hands. He picked up the armor, looked it over, then nodded before setting it aside and grabbing an unmarked one.
"Master, may I ask what you are doing?"
"Enchanting." He said. "I am creating a relatively rare magic armor that provides greater protection to the wearer. There is no way we will avoid combat, at some point, our enemies will grow impatient, and they will seek to kill us before long."
"So, it's like my armor?" I asked.
"No. The armor I gave you is a legend unto itself, a copy of the artifact that is mine. This will be less protective, but will still save lives."
"Is there any way I can help?" I asked.
"Not at present." He said. "You need to maintain your good image among the Warren, tomorrow, you will approach the Temple of Bahamut and request atonement. Say that, while you cannot forsake your vow to me, you wish to make amends. This will reduce tensions, will make you appear more reasonable and amenable to their desires, and will ensure that- when the time comes- they will leap to your defense, rather than risk their lives for a traitor."
"I will do as you command, Master." I replied.
He smiled. "I like you, Ruuk. You don't ask unnecessary questions. Now, you should go out there and lend your power to those who need it, you have a duty to your people, which is important for when you become their king."
"As you command, Master." I headed downstairs and stepped out into the town.
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They didn't carry us, we just kind of walked in between them all of the way to the Temple. Kurtulmak maintained a neutral expression, even as we entered.
Galax was waiting for us, with Tallyn at his side. He took one look at me, then sighed. "So, it is true."
"Before we make any judgment calls, there is context." I said before any verdict could be reached.
"I am aware." He said. "Bahamut made himself known to both of you, you abandoned him in a foolish attempt at redeeming an evil God- and you somehow succeeded."
"It wasn't that hard, it might be because I didn't immediately damn him for simply existing." I glanced at Tallyn, who averted his gaze. "Did my brother tell you how he tried to kill me before Bahamut stopped him?"
"I was not aware." Galax remarked. "What I am more concerned about is the change in alignment."
"The what now?" I asked.
"Before, you registered as Lawful, that is, aligned with order. Now, you are neutral in that regard."
"Is that specifically bad..?" I asked.
"It's a clear indication that you have fallen out of Bahamut's favor specifically, as you have broken his tenets. However, your disobedience was not out of malice, which indicates your actions were intended for the betterment of all." He looked at Kurtulmak. "He, however, is very much Law aligned, and radiates Evil, which matches expectations."
Kurtulmak gave off a smug grin.
"Due to the circumstances, I must require he at least show some manner of allegiance to Bahamut, vestments, perhaps?"
"Try it and die." Kurtulmak threatened. "The entire town, aside from this quaint little temple, is in my domain, that I do not force them to bear my symbol proudly is magnanimity on my part."
I stepped between them. "Just a minute." I said. "We can't waste time on bickering. Kurtulmak has helped us in the past, events I believed to be Bahamut's work were his."
"Oh, how can you be certain?" Galax asked.
"Bahamut bluntly said it." I said. "And if Tallyn is hiding that from you, that is a lie of omission."
"I have not had an opportunity to give my report. My intention is to verify the truth." Tallyn replied. "The night we were transformed, Kurtulmak did specifically force us to sleep. The alternative was losing all of our memories, being blindly beholden to either Kurtulmak or Tiamat."
"I am the God of Kobolds." Kurtulmak stated. "I will not lead my people into bondage, even if they were Human to begin with."
"He also provided aid during the mine collapse." I said.
"Why help us?" Galax asked. "Why go out of your way when letting things happen may have benefited you in the long run?"
"Do you honestly expect me to trust Tiamat after everything he and her kind have done to ours?" Kurtulmak asked. "The ancient winds stir, hatred and spite toward the surface world extends toward all. When we are but vermin in the eyes of those who never knew the pain of subjugation, who would never understand the suffering that the destruction of a warren brings- When those who profess to be good slaughter mindlessly and are rewarded, do you honestly believe I could trust anyone?"
The Paladins tensed, their hands on their swords.
"You are no fool, neither is Bahamut. I know compromise will do nothing for our kind, yet my newest servant believes otherwise. I will prove him wrong, I will show him that doing things the 'right' way only ever leads to suffering. The only way to survive is to dismantle the system that oppresses us, and I refuse to let my people be harmed again."
"Is it your intention to play by the rules?" Tallyn asked.
"I always play by the rules." Kurtulmak replied. "You should be asking, are the rules fair to begin with?" He looked at Galax. "Now, as I understand it, your Warren is woefully unprepared for a war. Alone, I could not fight the foe you face, but alone I will ensure you have a chance. Together, perhaps, we will carve out a place in this world."
Galax met his gaze with a cold one of his own. "As long as Bahamut wills our cooperation, you shall have it." He said. "By Bahamut's will, we will not allow the corruption of our people to evil. If this is impossible for you-"
"I will play by the rules." Kurtulmak stated. "I will do with my servants as I see fit. After all, they are not yours." He turned around and started walking. "Ruuk Stingtail, you will follow. You have your duties to your Warren, after all."
I nodded and followed after.
As we walked, Kurtulmak addressed me. "You have been a very willing servant thus far. You have not complained, nor have you made any efforts to specifically negotiate a better situation for yourself." He looked at me from the corner of his eye. "Why?"
"You haven't given me a reason yet, Master." I replied. "Until you do, I will continue to do what I can."
He smiled. "Is that so?" He asked, before stopping and turning around. "Kneel." He said. I stopped and knelt. "Why do you kneel when I command you to?" He asked. "Do you feel nothing, submitting before me? No shame?"
I shook my head. "I've done it for Bahamut, why wouldn't I do if for you?" I asked. "I swore a vow to serve you, and to give my undying devotion to you, I keep my promises."
He smiled. "Good." He said. "I have plans for this town, and will see to their fruition. First and foremost is getting you something befitting of your service to me."
I nodded. "How will we announce your presence to the Warren, Master?" I asked.
"My plan is thus. Once you are outfitted, you will call for the Warren to gather, and you will publicly announce your service and fealty to me, your God and Master, and I will make the Barbarians' blood boil, I will awaken the bloodlust of the Fighters, for my domain is War, and they must recognize that to seek the path of either is to walk the path of blood."
We entered the town, Kurtulmak gestured for me to lead him through, to the craftsmen.
Everyone who was up at this hour greeted me warmly, then wondered as to the new face. I greeted them back, but didn't elaborate yet. There was only one person I knew at this hour who was doing any work, an Artificer named Tikkatik.
"Oh, Tallyn." He said as I entered her workshop. "Do you need something?"
I looked at Kurtulmak, who cast a spell, creating a still image. "This design is needed." He stated. "Make twenty-one to start, as quickly as you are able and willing. There will be Awakenings today."
Tikkatik looked at me, confused.
"Do it." I said. "And send the first one to me, I will need it."
"Very well. I thought Sorcerers did not do well with armor."
"This design will not hinder somatic components to the spell." Kurtulmak replied. "Your workings aid the Warren, be proud."
Her eyes widened, then with a determined expression, she nodded and started working.
We returned to the tower. He looked at me and said, "It will be some time before it is finished. Rest, finish your sleep. When I wake you, then it will be time."
"Thank you, Master." Following his command, I laid back down in my bed and fell asleep. As I slept, I dreamed of standing before an army of Kobolds, calling out to them, hearing their collective roar in response. I was powerful, they followed my command without hesitation.
"This is a vision of the past." Kurtulmak's voice echoed in my mind. "What you are feeling is my pride, what you see my nascent empire. This was the day that was taken from us."
There was a brilliant flash of light, followed by darkness as mountain descended upon us, crashing into the city. I could hear the screams of thousands before I was crushed. I opened my eyes to a brighter morning, Kurtulmak was sat on the floor, holding pieces of leather armor. I watched as he sliced his palm and spread the blood across it, but rather than be covered, the blood seeped into the leather, giving it a bright red coloration.
"Approach." He commanded, and I got up and approached. His movements were quick, strapping on the pieces of armor. It comprised of a breast plate and faulds, arm bands that went from my wrists to my elbows, and a pair of pauldrons, the right one bearing the symbol of a skull.
"This doesn't look very protective, Master." I pointed out.
"It is magical." He said. To demonstrate, he held his hand out, manifesting his spear, and stabbed me with it. Though he hit bare scale, it didn't puncture."This armor is your symbol of fealty to me, modeled after my own. I call it the Armor of the Kobold King, wearing this marks you as the leader of our kind, You will never remove it unless it is necessary, you will wear this with pride. Is this understood?"
"Yes, Master." I replied.
"We will abstain from declaring such, for the time being. Yet understand, this armor means you speak with my authority. Do whatever it takes to ensure our prosperity." He stepped away, looking me over, then nodded. "Yes, you wear it well. You look as strong as you are, your power shall be unmatched. In time, this lowly town will become the heart of a new empire."
"I don't know if the people would agree to that, Master." I replied. "We established the government we have because we didn't want the people's voices to be ignored."
"If you rule correctly, then they won't be ignored." He replied. "We will not need to take it by force, our Empire will come into being by their will. Now, stand tall, walk with pride, and speak with authority. It is time we address our subjects-to-be."
There were some proper channels I needed to go through, letters sent and received, permission granted, the news spread out for the people to gather in the town square. When I walked up to the stage where the Council addressed the people, the other Councilors were present, including Galax and Tallyn.
There was some murmuring at my appearance, some unease in the crowd. There were even more words when Kurtulmak stood beside me.
"Citizens of the Warren!" I called out. "Yesterday, we found something." All eyes were on me, most probably assumed it was the armor, or perhaps an armory. "An underground fortress known as Darastrixthurhi."
I could see several Kobolds' eyes widen, they understood what I was talking about. "And in those halls, I met a God." I proceeded to describe the situation as it had been, leaving nothing out. Several eyes flitted to Kurtulmak, connecting the dots even as I spoke of the agreement he had with me, and how Bahamut was willing to honor this.
"The Kobold who stands beside me is Kurtulmak." I spoke. "I have sworn myself into his service, yet this will not influence how I lead. He will make no claims over us, no demands. As with Bahamut, it is your choice whether or not to serve him as I do. Thus this gift he is about to give is done freely."
Kurtulmak simply raised his hand to the sky, his divine power pulsed through the air, and he spoke a single command. "I am War, embrace the power within you to fight."
All at once, thousands of Kobolds were overwhelmed by their Awakenings, the Barbarians straining to keep their sudden rage in check, the Fighters touching their hearts as bloodlust filled the. Kurtulmak leapt from the stage, his spear in hand. "Come to me and fight, direct your rage upon me, that you do not harm your fellow Kobold, turn your bloodlust upon me, that you do not slaughter your own. I shall temper you."
The fight that broke out as every new Berserker and Fighter charged at him was quick and brutal. No tricks, no magic, just Kurtulmak showing superior skill with just his spear. The newly Awakened were exhausted.
It made me realize that my stepping between him and Tallyn probably did more to save my brother's life than it protected him.
Kurtulmak held his spear out, pointing at them. "You are all who are capable of fighting. Understand when I say, if you wish for a life of peace, you will never touch a weapon again. But if you will fight to protect your Warren, then you will come to me to learn. You will not win this war by playing by the rules, but through the blood of your enemies."
With this said, he turned his back to them and leapt back onto the stage. I looked at the rest of the Councilors, their reactions were mixed, with the Clerics and Paladins still very much not a fan of the situation. "Galax." I said, holding my hand out to him. "For as long as our Gods act in peaceful alliance, so too do I promise myself and any who choose to follow Kurtulmak will only do what is necessary for our survival, and not a step more."
He stood up and approached me.
"That your master be redeemed." He said, taking my hand and shaking it.
"That the justice that was denied be delivered." I answered back.
I was certain Galax knew why I offered my hand to him. It was one thing to say there was peace between our Gods, it was another to show it. Bahamut spoke in actions, not mere words, and him refusing to do this much would be trouble.
The Council meeting after the fact was mostly just the others asking if I was insane and if I really thought this was going to end well.
I simply looked at them and said, "We have an army now that we didn't have a day ago." I left it at that.
When I returned to the Tower, Kurtulmak carving Draconic runes into them and muttering under his breath, I felt a rush of power flow through me, one I hadn't felt in a long time.
"So, you have achieved greater power." Kurtulmak stated.
"Yes, Master." I said. I had gained knowledge of a cantrip and a new spell. The cantrip was the creation of a handful of acid, while the spell granted me knowledge of how to enhance a weapon, albeit only for an hour- two if I used metamagic.
Not only this, but I was now aware of how I could use magic even with a weapon in hand.
"Nak." He said, standing up. "You are presently the most powerful Kobold in this town, myself excluded. Your insatiable desire to improve your craft is the reason for this. Be honored that you are superior to the rest."
While I felt a flash of pride in his praise, I shook my head. "I'm not superior." I said. "If I was, I would be leagues above them. No, my strength is the same as theirs, I've just been the one who doesn't waste an opportunity to practice."
He smirked in a way that indicated he found this amusing, maybe even quaint.
There was a knock at my door. He nodded, letting me know I could go. I walked downstairs and answered.
It was the other Sorcerers. "Come in." I said, and then entered. "Is something wrong?"
"We wanted to meet Kurtulmak." Goss said.
I blinked. "Uh, why?" I asked.
"He was- is- the first Kobold Sorcerer." Urak stated. "We have theory to guide us. Theory and experimentation. Our comparing notes is not enough, we need guidance, and there is no 'Bold with more experience than him."
Kashak nodded. "Not to mention, ever since they became Paladins, our friends have not wanted anything to do with us since we won't convert to their religion."
I sighed. "You don't make faithful by forced conversion." I muttered. "Alright, but bear in mind I am devoted to him, as per my vow, you cannot trust me to have your best interests in mind if it comes to doing what he needs me to do." I gestured for them to follow me, and they did. Once we were at the top floor, I held my hand out for them to stop.
"Master." I said. "The Sorcerers of our Warren wish to meet you."
Kurtulmak stood up and looked our way.
"They are fools seeking power, toss them aside." He said.
"We want nothing like that, great Kurtulmak." Garu spoke, bowing.
"He did not even waste any time brown-nosing." Kurtulmak remarked. "Your flattery needs work, and your theatrics make your insincerity more obvious. I have no place for sycophants, aspirants, usurpers, the avaricious, and traitors. Leave."
"But, your holiness-!"
Kurtulmak raised his spear at them. "Leave."
They quickly fled down the stairs, at least one of them outright fell. I winced.
"If even one of them was honest, only seeking truth, I might have entertained them. I have grown tired of tyrants driving our people to death." He returned to carving symbols into the armor. "I will give them two more chances. If they can learn to set aside their ambitions for the good of the Warren, I will grant them such a small boon. If they cannot, I will kill them, for they will endlessly seek to dominate, and we do not have the time or patience for that."
There was another knock. I heard him sigh, but he waved his hand. I went back down, opened the door, and saw a Human. "Uh, hi." He said. "I, uh... I wanted to speak with your God." He said.
I led him upstairs.
"Leave." Kurtulmak stated. "I will not meet with a Human, I do not care about your kind."
"I understand." The Human said. "Nonetheless, I still want to speak with you."
Kurtulmak stood up, pointing his spear. "Leave."
"I'm sorry, but I won't. Either let me speak with you, or kill me." The Human said. "I'm not afraid of dying."
Kurtulmak snorted, then pointed at the floor. The Human walked over to that spot and sat down. "What is your purpose here, Human?" He asked, "Not power, you would have cast aside your Humanity for such. You are not aligned with Bahamut or his faithful, so why are you here, and what makes you so bold as to even consider approaching me?"
"I wanted to know why we are immune." The Human said. "And why we can't use the powers that everyone else can."
"Why do you want to know?"
"So we have an answer."
Kurtulmak sighed, resting the butt of his spear on the ground and curling his arm around it so that he could lean against it. "The reason is twofold." Kurtulmak replied. "Tiamat wanted to ensure there would be no chance of the transformed ever remembering their Human lives. Driven mad with pain, they would lash out, killing their former friends and family, the horror driving them to repress their past identities, making it easier for Tiamat to wipe their memories entirely. Naturally, this precludes any Humans obtaining power."
The Human nodded. "I had a suspicion, thank you for the answer. I don't have anything to give in appreciation-"
"You could give me your Humanity." Kurtulmak stated. "As far as I am concerned, you only exist to aid us, to do the drudgery while we take care of the important things. I would make you all slaves, if it wasn't for the unfortunate reality that you might become Kobolds while in bondage."
The Human nodded. "I thought so." He said. I watched in surprise as he became a Kobold. "There."
Kurtulmak looked just as surprised as I was, impressed, even. "You are very brave." He remarked. "I hereby name you Kalith, in honor of such." He sat down across from Kalith, and held his hand out. "I am also aware of what you can be. My offer is thus- Serve me, pledge your fealty to me, work to ensure our ascension to a mighty empire, and I shall grant you power only you could wield."
"I'm a Warlock?" Kalith asked.
"You are nothing." Kurtulmak stated. "I can may you more."
Kalith nodded and took Kurtulmak's hand. He grew tense, his eyes wide, his mouth opening in a soundless scream. One of his eyes, the one I could see, turned from a light green to a pale yellow. When Kurtulmak let go of him, he slumped over, arms shaking as they held him up, his breathing heavy.
"Who am I, Kalith?" Kurtulmak asked.
"Master." Kalith breathed.
"Good. You will go forth and display your power before the Warren, and you will make known the Pact you have forged, and the price that is paid for power. You are mine now, you can either despair or rejoice, it does not matter to me."
Kalith looked at his hands, clenching and unclenching his fingers. "Huh, I should've done this a long time ago." He said. "Thank you, Master."
"Rejoicing it is." Kurtulmak remarked.
Kalith stumbled a little as he got up, I helped him get used to his legs before helping him down the stairs.
"Will you be okay?" I asked.
"Of course." He said. "There are other potential Warlocks out there, and for better or worse, we need them to awaken."
He left the Tower, and I waited for a few minutes, just in case someone else came by. The knock came just as I was about to head upstairs. "For fuck's sake..." I muttered as I opened the door. I didn't expect to see Tallyn.
"May I enter?" He asked.
I stepped aside and he walked in. Dressed in shining armor, proudly wearing the vestments of Bahamut, he looked at me coldly.
"Is your... master here?" He asked.
"Yes." I said. "Why?"
"I wish to speak with him." He stated, looking at the stairs. I sighed and gestured for him to follow me. "Is my being here an inconvenience?" He asked.
"The Sorcerers came by looking for power, Kurtulmak chased them off. We got our first Warlock not long after, you're the third person who's come by to see him."
"He chased the Sorcerers away?" He asked, he seemed surprised.
"He's not looking for minions. If they try again twice and they haven't figured out Kurtulmak actually does care about the Warren by then, he will kill them, because their ambition will endanger us at the worst possible time."
"Ruuk..." I looked at him. "Do you regret what you have done at all?"
"Do you?" I asked. I led him up the stairs, Kurtulmak was already waiting for us, spear in hand, pale yellow eyes glaring at Tallyn.
"Do you think you stand a chance, Paladin?" He asked. "I have not forgotten your actions."
Tallyn drew his sword, then handed it to me. "I did not come to antagonize." He said. "I have come to offer my limited service, as recompense for my actions."
"Don't even bother." Kurtulmak stated. "Accepting this would only lead you to resenting me more. You see me as one who has taken your brother away from you, who has lied to your God, who will lead your people astray." He walked toward Tallyn until he was face to face. "I would never accept the service of one who hates me. If you are truly sorrowful for your actions, you will renounce your God and accept me as your own."
"I would never." Tallyn hissed through gritted teeth.
"Then save your apologies for the ones you have wronged." Kurtulmak replied. "Starting with your brother."
Tallyn turned around, took his sword from me, and walked away. I heard the door to the Tower slam behind him.
"Did you have to antagonize him like that, Master?" I asked.
"Yes." He replied. "He is foolishly trying to reconcile his actions with his faith. He believes he was correct in punishing a traitor, his offer to me was nothing more than a means to quell his guilty conscience." Kurtulmak returned to his work on the armor. "Under less polite circumstances, I would have accepted and slowly corrupted him until he willingly consigned his soul to me. I told him exactly what he needed to hear."
"Given the opportunity to convert him, would you?" I asked.
"No." He replied. "Not only would it sour the deal I have with Bahamut, but it would also turn his followers against me even more. They are barely holding themselves back, even the mere notion that two of the miracles they experienced- indeed, the entire reason they were capable of revering him- was because I was feeling contrary that day." He looked at me. "Given the chance, would you?"
I shook my head. "No. But I would make him question his faith, force him to understand what it is he is looking for, and whether he is genuinely faithful, or simply struggling to reconcile with the pointless suffering we are dealing with."
"A good answer." He raised his hands up and began to chant an incantation. His eyes glowed with unfathomable power, the symbols on the armor began to glow, and then he lowered his hands. He picked up the armor, looked it over, then nodded before setting it aside and grabbing an unmarked one.
"Master, may I ask what you are doing?"
"Enchanting." He said. "I am creating a relatively rare magic armor that provides greater protection to the wearer. There is no way we will avoid combat, at some point, our enemies will grow impatient, and they will seek to kill us before long."
"So, it's like my armor?" I asked.
"No. The armor I gave you is a legend unto itself, a copy of the artifact that is mine. This will be less protective, but will still save lives."
"Is there any way I can help?" I asked.
"Not at present." He said. "You need to maintain your good image among the Warren, tomorrow, you will approach the Temple of Bahamut and request atonement. Say that, while you cannot forsake your vow to me, you wish to make amends. This will reduce tensions, will make you appear more reasonable and amenable to their desires, and will ensure that- when the time comes- they will leap to your defense, rather than risk their lives for a traitor."
"I will do as you command, Master." I replied.
He smiled. "I like you, Ruuk. You don't ask unnecessary questions. Now, you should go out there and lend your power to those who need it, you have a duty to your people, which is important for when you become their king."
"As you command, Master." I headed downstairs and stepped out into the town.
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2023.06.01 10:27 bonelessknot65 Old but gold
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2023.06.01 10:21 BloodRavenStoleMyCar If hit points aren't meat, what is wading through lava?
Something someone pointed out got me thinking, so I checked the DMG. Sure enough, lava is the example given for environmental damage guidelines - wading through it causes 10d10 damage per round. Now, ignoring the fact that molten rock is far too dense to wade through, that's something a high level fighter could survive a few rounds of doing.
It should also be noted that this would instantly kill a person. I've had people try to argue that a third level barbarian surviving falling onto rocks from the stratosphere and then recovering from the organ damage by taking a short nap was actually just landing luckily, citing real life examples that were always through obstacles onto soft ground. But this one's unambiguous - 1200 degree lava would cook your organs instantly, let alone surviving long enough to wade through a stream of it like a fighter can.
Now, there are a bunch of other unambiguous examples, but I liked the comment and think the idea deserves attention. How is molten rock damaging someone's stamina and will to fight instead of searing flesh? Seems a lot like hit points are meat and D&D characters just have a lot of it.
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It should also be noted that this would instantly kill a person. I've had people try to argue that a third level barbarian surviving falling onto rocks from the stratosphere and then recovering from the organ damage by taking a short nap was actually just landing luckily, citing real life examples that were always through obstacles onto soft ground. But this one's unambiguous - 1200 degree lava would cook your organs instantly, let alone surviving long enough to wade through a stream of it like a fighter can.
Now, there are a bunch of other unambiguous examples, but I liked the comment and think the idea deserves attention. How is molten rock damaging someone's stamina and will to fight instead of searing flesh? Seems a lot like hit points are meat and D&D characters just have a lot of it.
2023.06.01 10:16 Guzdar Bullets doesn't get enough love
Been a fan since 2011. As i got older, Bullets became my favorite album by far. Between the maturity of the album and the theme's of it, I really feel like it's their most stand out album. After listening to Bullets for so long, everything else feels significantly too produced and clean.
Not that I dislike Three cheers or black parade or their later albums, but I truly feel Bullets is such a fantastic album that doesn't get enough love. Especially considering it's their most emo-esq album compared to the genre at the time. It really feels like a love child between OG emo (Rites of Spring, etc) and the Alt wave coming at the time. Its like a time capsule that keeps giving.
Anyone else a massive Bullets lover as they got older too? Sorry for the dumb rant, but none of my buds listen to MCR anymore lmao
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Not that I dislike Three cheers or black parade or their later albums, but I truly feel Bullets is such a fantastic album that doesn't get enough love. Especially considering it's their most emo-esq album compared to the genre at the time. It really feels like a love child between OG emo (Rites of Spring, etc) and the Alt wave coming at the time. Its like a time capsule that keeps giving.
Anyone else a massive Bullets lover as they got older too? Sorry for the dumb rant, but none of my buds listen to MCR anymore lmao
2023.06.01 10:15 _Tradeguy_ After lots of research I’ve decided to retrofit a used pair of LCI halogen headlights! Lots of questions for any of you who have done this before!
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