Originally in commemoration of u/SomeHairyGuy (real name Laurence), a D&D player who passed away from cancer. We all came together to remember him as Galder the Conjurer, and now AdventuresOfGalder has expanded to remember any TTRPG player who has passed away. // In this sub, you will find deceased players whom we all remember together by incorporating their characters and any other creations into adventures and backstories through all RPG worlds, homebrewed or official.
2023.06.01 16:48 ShiznittlebamAttia is the most pessimistic compared to the other 'experts' (patrick, sinclair, etc)
I dont see him agreeing with a lot of what the other experts advocate, anti-fasting, focuses heavily on just a very few set of metrics, and his convictions are still largely speculative. I find that we are drawn to particular health/longevity experts and hopium has a lot to do with that. Attia seems to sell the least ammount of hopium and that draws me to his content, but what he does sell is also incredibly over priced, so i still dont know how to interpret Attia among all the content producing 'experts'. Youve got a bunch of experts like RP or Sinclair who speak with a lot more optimism compared to Attia with the most bleak outlook of them all. Curious how you guys feel he compares to the other internet experts in terms of subscribing to one or all of them.
The place was small and dimly lit. It smelled of sweat and alcohol. Needless to say, I felt rather out of place sitting in the corner with the hood of my cloak pulled up to cover my black hair. The barmaid comes over for the fifth time to ask if I want anything to drink. Ignoring her, I pull the cloak around me tighter so you can only see my bright green eyes. I just hope that no one in this place recognizes me. Sometimes life doesn’t go the way that you plan. For example, I can say that I never imagined that I would be sitting in a tavern just a few blocks away from Harper Castle, the home of the royal family. And I definitely didn’t think that I would be there at only 17 years old. But here I am, watching everyone around me to make sure that no one is going to recognize me. Just as I start to feel more comfortable with my surroundings, a man with greasy hair and a horribly squashed-looking face comes over to where I’m sitting. “What is a pretty little thing like you doin’ in a place like this?” he asks. “I do not think that is any of your concern,” I say. He doesn’t seem to like that answer, considering the wide smile turned into a deep scowl in less than a second. That is not the usual reaction I get from people. People usually adore me. Of course, I didn’t want anyone to recognize me, which seemed to be much easier than expected. This fact was made more evident when the man took a swing at me. Now, I’m not the most physically skilled person, but I somehow managed to duck the punch and avoid being hit. Next thing I know, I’m picking up the chair I was sitting in moments before and hitting the poor man over the head with it. He collapses instantly, and every eye in the place is on me. I laugh nervously, putting the chair back down. No one else tries to approach me as I sit back down. This was not going the way I hoped it would at all. But now I didn’t have to worry about people getting close enough to recognize me. No one wanted anything to do with me. Even the barmaid stayed as far away from me as she could. Sadly, the man did not take kindly to being knocked unconscious by a seventeen-year-old girl with a chair. So my troubles started up again when the man’s friends managed to wake him up. “Hold her still,” the man said to two others as he rubbed the top of his head. The man’s friends do as he says. The man pulls back his fist and I close my eyes. I’m mentally congratulating myself for managing to give the guy a lump on his head when I feel his fist connect with my stomach. The feeling is not pleasant, and I struggle to pull in any amount of air. My vision blurs from tears. “Aww. Is the poor little girl crying? I barely touched you,” the man says, laughing. I’m suddenly wishing I was back home. Nothing remotely near this happened. I look up to see the man pulling back to hit me again. I did not want to experience that again. I could tell that the men holding me were much stronger than I was, so instead of struggling to break free, I started to flail my legs. I had no plan except to not get hit again. My flailing resulted in the man not being able to get close enough to hit me again, so that was nice. However, I was getting tired which meant it was only a matter of time before he would be able to get a hit in. I was right. Within the next minute, I could not keep moving my legs, I was too tired. As soon as the man was able to get close enough to hit me, he did. I don’t know how many times he hit me, but when they let me go, I couldn’t stand on my own. My knees buckled and I fell to the floor clutching my stomach. Black spots dotted my blurry vision. It seemed like the world was a lot crueler than I had thought it was. I don’t know how long I sat on that floor. All I know is that I was left alone long enough to catch my breath and for my vision to clear. At this point, I was thinking that this day could not get any worse. Of course, I was wrong, as most people who think this are. I’m wiping the tears from my face when a pair of shoes enters my line of sight. This can’t be good. I look up to see the tavern owner looking down at me. He looks like a nice man, but at the moment he doesn’t seem so nice. “Get out of my tavern,” he says. “Why? I haven’t done anything wrong,” I reply. “You started a fight, and I won’t have people fighting in my establishment.” “But I didn’t start it, they did!” “Do I have to throw you out?” I scowl, I’m fine with leaving, but the three men should have to leave too. Standing, I push past the owner and walk out into the street. I have no idea what to do, I don’t even know why I left home. It was much safer there. I see some guards walking down the street and duck into an alleyway. Peeking around the corner, I see them showing the tavern owner a picture. “Yeah, I saw her. I don’t know where she went. I had to kick her out for fighting,” the man says. As if I didn’t have enough to worry about, I now had those guards looking for me. Not to mention, I stuck out like a sore thumb in this place. I was dressed too nicely to be from this part of town. That was probably why the pug-like man had come over to me in the bar. He probably thought that I was some rich merchant’s daughter. With my expertly tailored blouse and riding pants, it was a very justified assumption. Except for the fact that a merchant’s daughter wouldn’t be caught dead in that place. Not too long ago, I wouldn’t have been caught dead in a place like that. Shaking myself from my thoughts, I start to wander down the alley. I don’t know where I’m going, or who I can trust to help me. I don’t even know if I can trust anyone to not turn me into the guards. I’m sure that there will be a reward for my return. But I don’t plan on returning home anytime soon. I have important things to do, I remind myself. Walking down the alley, I remember that I saw an inventor’s shop in the main square of the town. Maybe they would have something that could help me with my mission. I turn and head back up the alley to where I entered. I will get nothing accomplished if I get lost wandering the alleys of this place. Making it back to the entrance to the alley, I peek out to check for guards. Seeing none I exit and start walking toward the center of town. I have to run into alleys many more times to avoid the guards that are looking for me. My stomach hurts from the amount of walking I have done today, and from the beating I got in the tavern. Finally, after hours of walking, I make it to the center of Harpersfield. Looking around, I don’t see the sign that I remember to be the one for the inventor’s shop. I don’t think I imagined it. I sigh, why must everything be so difficult? I start to search the square. It really is a lovely place. There is a marble fountain in the center, carved dragons spewing water from their mouths like it is fire. The basin is big enough for dozens of kids to play in on a hot summer day. The ceramic tiles under my feet make a beautiful mosaic of Harper Castle, the real castle looking down on it all from between the brick buildings that line the edge of the square. One day, I hope to walk through this square when the kingdom is under the rule of a different monarch. Hopefully, I will get that chance very soon. I stay in the shadows of the buildings as I circle the square, looking for the shop that I knew was there earlier. A building can’t just get up and walk away. Or so I thought before I came to a large hole in the buildings. A hole big enough to have housed another building. Of course, the inventor’s shop would be able to move. Or maybe the owner just liked to annoy potential customers. Now I’m going to have to walk all over Harpersfield to find the place. This was going to be a long day.
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2023.06.01 16:45 JerethdatigerMaking a powerful set of magical items to chase
So this is what I've come up with Background there once was a mage who developed great affinity to fire magic and created imbued items with power each adding to the whole The collection became known as Ignis finery Or the finery of Ignis the fiery He ascended into a demigod for the plane of elemental fire Under the litterly god of fire His armor and magical items have been scattered This is what they are is this too much Finery of Ignis the fiery A legendary pyromancer who is said to have created the arts of black fire and the hand of flame to wield it Rumoured to have transcended flesh and become one with the primal flame of the elemental plane of fire The finery he crafted stands as some of the greatest examples of the pyromancer's art. 10items were created to creat the finery Each powerful in its own way but adding more to the whole then the sum of its parts
The flame plate ring. : This flame colored citrine stone provides a passive boost to fire resistance . Enabling the pyromancer to work stronger flames -2damage taken from fire damage
The fire clutch ring this small gem of a fire orange diamond catches light and seems to amplify it +2 to all fire damage
Cloak of living fire this red and orange cloth cloak is actually one of the few examples of the ancient art of fire weaving rendering actual fire into fabric . This give resistance to fire and a once per day ability to move between two fires within sight range
lesser sword the sword of many bites This large stone like sword breaks into embers flying and striking the foe make d6 attacks doing d6+4cfire
ember walker boots these black iron boots grant resistance to fire and enable walking across any flaming floor without damage
Ashen grimiore of Ignis the unburned. book of spells created by Ignis each has a number of times per day it can be cast and a number of slots it takes up the attunement slots is equal to half the level of the wielder plus 1
Altara the fire cat this strange creature began to follow Ignis as his soul grew closer to the primal fire . A flesh and blood creature from the plane of elemental fire . Among it's capabilities it has a teleport ability once per day to anywhere its and it's bonded has been. Telepathy between anyone it wants It can store one spell from the grimiore with an attunment of less then 3 and use it as directed. It can sense direct lies. And fight in melee with 2 claw attacks with a reach of 5 feet +9to hit d6+2 damage
The greater sword of Ignis this massive hunk of blackened steel doesn't look like much make one attack with it per combat +14 to hit if target is hit 🎯 takes 4d10+10 damage and is imidiatly hit by the sword casting black flame dexsave of 18 for half Then it summons a flame elemental who will wield the blade at +7 3d6 fire damage for d3rnds
Crown of flames . This nimbus of fire will appear spontaneously once the wielder has achieved sufficient mastery of flame Once aquired no fire on the material plane can harm them.
The molten armor of Ignis. This armor is the armor Ignis wore when he ascended as the demigod of fire This is a suit of +2 plate armor (+8 AC) it has. The molten armor has a inbuilt ability as it takes fire damage from enemies not own/allies or natural sources it builds up heat. Per damage absorbed. Once it hits +5-+10 and so on it gains additional abilities At +5 it gets flowing metal +4cto initiative +10 it gets heat of the forge. All beings within 10feet take 10firedamage per round +15 blessing of fire. Each allies attack does an extra 2d6 Every round the user doesn't take fire or lightning damage the heat drops by d3
If all 10 are aquired a portal to the plane of fire is opened and Ignis the ignited will invite the players to have an audience If the player can convince him he's worthy He is given the hand of fire and unlocks the ultimate ability Once per day for one round player becomes the avatar of Ignis see char sheet Most the stuff is once per day and limiting like that
2023.06.01 16:44 _MoslerMT900sI (24M) tried to join a club. Turns out it was full of boomers and old people. (+70 years old)
TLDR: I decided to enter a club, related to the arts, cinema and music. But it was full of elderly people. I felt too uncomfortable. My social life is non-existent. I have never been able to create lasting friendships, especially with women. Last year I had to leave a lot of fake friends, also I tried going out with other groups several times a week in order to make close friends, but nothing worked. Each conversation was in groups and there were no opportunities for oneto one conversations, which made it impossible to make close friends. This year I didn't have anyone to talk to and I'm pretty lonely right now. During the first weeks I was studying in the library. On Instagram I saw a publication about a club intended to discuss topics related to literature, cinema, theater, music and any artistic manifestation. Seeing the large number of "likes" from young people, I decided to join the club. As someone who loves movies and music, I had great expectations to meet this club. This group was going to be organized by a teacher, who was going to organize the dynamics. When the day came I was pretty excited to get into the club. I did not see any person in the Hall, nor any type of indication about which room or floor the activity was going to take place. I asked the person in charge of lending the books, he didn't know either, so he decided to ask the head of the library. After 3 minutes of waiting, the guy guided me to the room, as soon as I entered the room I wanted to leave that place. All the members were elderly, there were no young people, nor were there women. The teacher was a man in his 90s who could barely move. I felt really uncomfortable. 30 minutes later, another young man of the same age would joins the club (24M). We were the only two young people, in front of a group of more than 16 boomers. The worst thing is that they didn't even talk about cinema, literature, music or the arts, the conversation was about a trip that one of the members took to a fairly remote part of the country. Worst of all, once the activity was over, they decided to take a group photo for the magazine. After that day I did not attend the club again. I felt like I wasted 90 minutes of my life. There were no images of the club, or anything to get an idea of how it was going to be. It seems the librarian was so desperate for young members that he decided to pretend this club was something it never was. I felt like I lost interest in any non-college social event, because there's a good chance it would be full of boomers, Gen X, or young couples.
2023.06.01 16:44 AhnamalGeriatric Kitty Cancer Care
Hi guys, I have a 17 yo kitty who’s cancer has recurred. We’re only doing palliative care at this time. She has this large marble sized tumor on her chest that has reached the skin and is scabbing. I’m wondering if there’s anything I can do to help make her more comfortable? I’m hesitant to put anything on it in case it gets infected but I thought I’d ask if anyone has ideas. Thanks!
2023.06.01 16:42 NotCooming135good budget 3D Modelling Photoshop PC
What will you be doing with this PC? Be as specific as possible, and include specific games or programs you will be using. I want to use it for casual Photoshop 3D Modelling and Browsing the Internet What is your maximum budget before rebates/shipping/taxes? 600€ When do you plan on building/buying the PC? Note: beyond a week or two from today means any build you receive will be out of date when you want to buy. As soon as I decide on the parts What, exactly, do you need included in the budget? (ToweOS/monitokeyboard/mouse/etc) No peripherals or storage needed. Which country (and state/province) will you be purchasing the parts in? If you're in US, do you have access to a Microcenter location? Germany. If reusing any parts (including monitor(s)/keyboard/mouse/etc), what parts will you be reusing? Brands and models are appreciated. No need for any storage since I'll be using the existing one. Will you be overclocking? If yes, are you interested in overclocking right away, or down the line? CPU and/or GPU? No overclocking. Are there any specific features or items you want/need in the build? (ex: SSD, large amount of storage or a RAID setup, CUDA or OpenCL support, etc) No. Do you have any specific case preferences (Size like ITX/microATX/mid-towefull-tower, styles, colors, window or not, LED lighting, etc), or a particular color theme preference for the components? Mid tower, with a case that has enough space to fit the parts well. No window and no need for any RGB. Do you need a copy of Windows included in the budget? If you do need one included, do you have a preference? No. Extra info or particulars Prefer a no window mid tower case that fits everything well
2023.06.01 16:42 bokelinatorNew chain slacks when not pedaling in higher gear
I have a 11 Speed roadbike with 2 sprockets in the front and my chain recently snapped. I replaced it with the same chain and tried the 'put it over the biggest sprocket in the back and front to size it' method and it seemed the right length to me, but whenever I go small sprocket, so high gear, in the back and small sprocket in the front it slacks and hits my frame on small bumps whenever I dont pedal. When I park my bike it really slacks down and doesn't seem right. Should I have shortened it by a lenght or two or is this some other issue? I was afraid to ruin a new chain and am not the most confident bike mechanic, so I am hesitant. Any leads on this are much appreciated, thank you guys!:)
2023.06.01 16:41 bubbaa11Possible mechanics to stop/slow evaporation.
I don’t know if this is the right forum for suggestions for possible future mechanics or mods. But I was thinking about options for limiting evaporation and wanted to know what people thought of if anyone had better ideas. I understand that making a closed box for water is probably not going to happen. But what if you could reduce evaporation by building buildings above your reservoirs? This is currently possible using platforms, and is already a desirable way to build as it efficiently utilizes space. So you could put buildings above the water and water directly under buildings would not evaporate. Another possibility would be to use like a tarp like they do on real reservoirs, maybe made from paper. Could be expensive, so it would only be feasible late game, or you could float logs on top of the water as a form of storage that might be more on theme? I Truly think this is a bad idea, but you could extract oil from sunflower seeds and put that on top of the reservoir. I’m not sure how that would work when the water is turbulent and flowing, so I guess you would have to make it and store in a tank, then release it over the reservoir at the start of a draught…. Idk probably not a great idea. And honestly the method that I think everyone wants is the sluice gate so you can feasibly build a deep reservoir that is useable without having to use water pumps. But they probably anticipated that from the very beginning and chose to not implement it. I get that this is a flavor choice in the end of the developers, and it’s an arbitrary constraint on reservoirs that pushes the beaver theme of the game to make big reservoirs like little lakes and stuff. And I like that. but it might be an interesting late game option. I would even take just adding more functionality to tanks and dumps, maybe directly connecting them so you could have like 50 large tanks and then use that water for power or to refill your aquatic farm. As it is now it is possible but very tedious imo. Let me know what your guys think.
i was thinking of buying an oblivion hoodie online, does anyone know if his merch runs large/small? i am usually a medium but i like to get larger hoodies. i measured and it seems like the large would be the best but ill size down if they run large.
So we pretty much have tons of super slow guys that like to talk for 15 minutes in between loading a single package, which is whatever get your 5 hours/OT, but now we've all been getting cut out super early because people keep coming from other outbounds to get things done in a fraction of the time before. Morale is now super low since everyone getting kicked out at like 4 hours lately because of this.
Hey guys, If you guys dont know me, I’m tessa. I usually make playlists within the subreddit with small, underground and independent bands. I recently accidentally deleted two playlists that were popular so just wanted to let you know I’ve added all playlists into 1 large playlist. (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2124wrLEMPHBZKCk8ZbndC?si=L_AivaI1TQeQqFNUO0NBFg) Including over 300+ hours of midwest emo/melodic hardcore/pop punk/diy emo, shoegaze and skramz. Check it out, and sorry again for deleting the playlist! 😩
2023.06.01 16:34 klangfarbenrookie mistake when upgrading v5 DON'T FORGET TO UPLOAD SAMPLES
LOL. I've been waiting on pins and needles to fuck around with the v5 on my lil guy. I finally did the update and started messing around last night with the new factory presets loaded: NOTHING WAS WORKING! I thought my lil guy was busted. But then...I looked at the MIDI Control Center app and saw that i had barely used any memory, which was odd because of the sample-heavy updates. Well...silly me, I had not imported the samples that are at the core of the new granular engine. now, my lil guy is humming and i am so stoked to dick around with it again.
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts. This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system. It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds. Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished. Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick. It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger. The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction. So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer. Back to the taste. The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel. If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy! Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon. Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size. In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
2023.06.01 16:26 eluveonWhy does my car prefer the window ledge to the cushioned perch right next to it?
I tried to upload a photo to make my question more clear, but can’t include photos. My window has a decent ledge where my cat can sit, but not much else. Since she loves to look out the window so much, I got a large perch that attaches to the window and has a small blanket. Due to the size and shape of the window, it’s about a foot above the ledge and six inches to the side. She can definitely get into it on her own. She’s used it occasionally, but 9/10 times will still sit on the cold, hard, windowsill where she can’t spread out. Is she just being silly, or is there something I can do to make the perch more appealing/comfortable?