GOTG-3 SPOILER BELOW
a while ago I made a post about star lord's return to earth and said instead of his own solo movie, I think first he should appear as a side character in some other character's solo film. who do you see him having an adventure as a side character with?
if thor 5 takes place on earth which I doubt, than he should be in that.
but beside that, maybe Deadpool if he has a 4th film, him and DP would have amazing chemistry.
Shang-Chi 2 maybe?
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I could see him doing a quick 5 min appearance in a F4 movie, not full time side character cuz the movie has 4 characters to focus on and a villain so we don't need to add him in it

I do. I have a very addictive personality. Substances, alcohol, s*x, I've even been addicted to people.. do you ever want something so bad it hurts inside? I've felt that way a lot. I'm attracted to the darker side of life, people, anything dangerous or bad. I'm a very obessive person, something I haven't been able to change.
I'm working on being healthier, but it's not easy, and that pull to the dark is always calling me. I wonder if anyone else feels it too. I've had a long life, I wonder where it'll go. I'd like to meet people along the way. I wonder if I'm the one who's bad for other people. Does anyone feel it too?

Yes it's a little dark dark it's similar to what if z never happened. But we'll be doing some major differences.

1. Vegeta and Nappa let's have the planet there going to be yardrat because that be interesting and maybe Vegeta trains there because he's not really getting any stronger.
   
2. The day raddits originally arrived know a mysterious hood figure meets piccolo in the desert.
   

Piccolo starting at the stranger before him. The stranger ask if piccolo can read minds so piccolo does and is shocked and horrified. Gohan piccolo stammer. Only ever seeing the boy from a distance but to see memories from an older version.. 5 years from know my father will die of a heart virus. shortly after androids created by the red ribbon army attack and lay waste to most of the earth. Thankfully a conquer from another planet with a yellow glow fought and killed one of the two before dying himself. The Android took his ship and went to space . Roshi trained me up I'm about 20x stronger than you and dad but a far cry from the androids.
Piccolo processing the memories he saw along with what Gohan was saying released the threat could return to Gohans earth at any minute. We'll probably never beat the androids in our timeline but I figured you guys might have a chance. It took Bulma 7 years after the attack to build the timemachine but most people have went back to trying to rebuild. She wants Goku to take this medicine. The boy handed piccolo. Why would I give this to your father. Because you saw my memories and felt the power of the alien that killed the Android you both need to train together. And Bulma said you be stubborn so you being the first along with Kami should get everyone moving.
Kami who had been listening in appears and takes Gohan to the look out.
Piccolo makes his way to son Goku and explains the warning from the future Kami also backs piccolo on this warning. The boy from the The future being shown the secrets of the look out returns to his time to use them. Goku and Piccolo begin 5 years of training together. kami begin training the z fighter's while Roshi trains Gohan.
3 years into the training Goku and chi chi welcome a baby boy Goten (yes this is 2 years early but goku never left earth) a year into the training the z fighter's joined piccolo and Goku would everyone is being pushed to there limit but they have to get stronger. Gohan at the end of his first year joined Kami who helped Gohan study and train. Knowing the boys potential to be stronger than his father Gohan is permitted to train in the timechamber. Gohan knowing his future self warmed them pushes himself for a whole year in the room catching up to his father and Piccolo.
During the 3rd year of training Gohan in an Intense rage began to glow and transform. Piccolo recognizing this as a similar look to the alien future Gohan saw ask Kami to investigate. Kami learns the truth of Gokus heritage informs them and piccolo of theirs as well. Know nowing this form as super sayian Goku aimed for the form as well.
Once the 5th year started Goku began getting sick. The medicine that was provided helped restore the warrior but while he rested a city was attacked the x fighter's moved in but were being pushed back by Android 19 gero said when Gohan power spiked one day he lost his spy drones but he had an idea of there growth levels. Even super sayian Gohan wasn't enough against the Android. There powers equal Gohan tried finding a weak point of the machine.
Suddenly another golden warrior appeared Gohan expecting his father was shocked to see a spiky haired man with golden hair and golden tail like his own begin fighting the Android. The man was covered in scars but his power was greater than Gohans. The Android began draining the warrior before gohans eyes his power had been higher was know shrinking. Gohan lunged in to help free the warrior. The arrogant sayian said yelled about another super sayian But before he could ask or shout more 19 attacked them both. But they were able to beat down the Android. The other Android losing 19 decided to make a break for it.
The spiky haired man grabbed Gohan demanding to know who he was. Gohan explained his father was a sayian and that his sayian name was kakrot ( kami informed them) Vegeta recognizing the name of Radditz brother began to laugh maybe he should have sent him to earth instead of killing him. For Vegeta life hade been hard he spent a year on yardrat Making himself 20x stronger he mostly was learning their instant transmission and training. He could only guess his power was around 300,000. He learned to sense and suppress ki here. Vegeta began a fight with Frieza he became a great ape pushing his power to 30 million! Friexa having read Vegetas power level of 360,000 knew the ape would be trouble went to his final form. Vegeta sensing the power knew he couldn't win but had to try.
Frieza beat Vegeta out of his ape form then tour off that annoying tail. Vegeta with the last of his energy instant transmissioned back to yardrat. They healed him but it took some time. Vegeta could feel he was know as strong as his great ape had been but he no longer had the form. Nappa who had stayed on yardrat to train tried healing Vegetas tail but it wouldn't regrow. So Vegeta began learning other yardratiam techniques it had only been a month when frieza's ships appeared in orbit. Freiza recognizing the technique from his reports knew where Vegeta had fled. Knowing he couldn't win and he couldn't let frieza get his only way to escape the tyrant, vegeta instant transmissioned to the other side of the planet while nappa charged the frieza force. Vegeta poured a massive blast into the planet as Vegeta locked onto some power levels as the world exploded.

hello and welcome to PWASOC standing for pickles with a side of cookies. here you will make comics that start out good and peaceful but it gets dark and scary. or just dark humor in general. any who get posting

I am not the Original Poster. That is u/No_Buy_4881. She posted in AmItheAsshole.
Trigger Warning: ummm... nonconsensual lactation kink?
Mood Spoiler: yikes on fucking bikes
Original Post: May 28, 2023
I have a 7 month old baby boy, I'm breastfeeding but baby is currently weaning.
I'm convinced that my FIL is being weird about my breastfeeding and not in a "that makes me uncomfortable" way.
I made the baby popsicles from my boob milk a few months ago and FIL put in the group chat that "I'd love to try one of those" with a hearts as eyes emoji. I said "WTF they're made from breast milk" and he said he didn't notice that caption.
Today I baked the baby some muffins. It's a recipe that called for a half cup of breast milk so I made them per recipe. FIL came over unannounced and said "oh yum, someone's been baking" so I told him "those muffins are for the baby, they're just fruit, flour and breast milk. I have a normal cake we can have".
I then left the room to wash my hands, came back and one of the muffins was missing. I asked husband and he had no idea so I asked FIL and he said that he ate it. I said that's disgusting, I told him they were the babies and contained breast milk. He doubled down and said it's ok because "breast milk is vegan" (note, no one in this story is vegan). I told him he's a creepy pervert and to get the fuck out my house.
Husband is baffled by the whole thing and was convinced it was a misunderstanding even though I explicitly said they're made with breast milk.
FIL said I'm a dick because I'd made loads and the baby wouldn't miss out.
MIL was blowing up my phone until I asked her if she was really ok with FIL drinking milk that came direct from my breast, I think she didn't get the whole story.
My sisters say it's fucking gross and FIL is a weirdo.
Relevant Comments:
Lots of comments (and judgements) on what recipes she is using/why she would be:
"It's definitely not completely out the realms of normal when it comes to baby weaning. If you look up BLW recipes a lot of them use breast milk and advise you can use formula instead (but we don't have formula in the house)."
"https://mummytodex.com/banana-and-kiwi-muffins-for-babies/
We haven't introduced eggs yet so we just do extra bananas. We also sub out the kiwi for whatever other fruit we have lying around (weaning is so much waste!) and never had them turn out bad."
Use formula:
"Baby has CMPA (editor's note: Cow's milk protein allergy) and I'm anaphylactic to nuts so we can't have most substitutes in the house. I've tried water before but it isn't thick enough and I don't want to double up oil."
"I'm not buying oat milk to go off (it's only 1/2 cup for the recipe) when the whole point is to reduce food waste."
Homelander?
"I have no idea what homelander is, if it's on TV then it will have passed me right by. I only get screen time when baby is feeding and I don't enjoy watching shows on my phone screen"
OOP is voted NTA
Update (Same Post): 8 hours later
I asked my husband what he thought I was mad about (he was in the room but on the other side and occupied with the baby) and he said he didn't realise that his dad actually ate the muffin, he thought I was pissed because he was messing with them. He also didn't remember the group chat incident but agreed that both incidents together is creepy.
I called MIL to "clear the air" and she revealed that FIL has always been "very interested" in lactation and she actually only fed husband for 4 months and always behind a locked door! Apparently he moved jobs after a woman complained that he kept intruding on her pumping in a designated space in the office
I've told them FIL is not welcome around me and have asked for the key to our house back.
I shared the concerns about him tampering with my milk (and contaminating it) and also that if his own wife wanted him locked out then I'm entitled to that too.
The comment that hit my husband was the one about FIL getting off for years on the memory of eating the gross AF baby muffin. Husband said he won't be able to look FIL in the eye again.
Relevant Comments:
More on MIL:
"I wouldn't say MIL is on my side, she told me this information in a way that sounded like it was totally normal for a man to need to be locked away from women when they're feeding babies and I kind of brought this on myself for not locking him out.I am actually really creeped that he's possibly been able to perv on me feeding at their house. I go to another room but I've never felt comfortable, guess they'll need to wait until the baby is fully weaned until we visit there again (if we ever do)."
To clarify- did MIL feed FIL for months behind a locked door???
"No, she fed my infant husband. My FIL creeped her out so much she got a lock for the door."
He'll make a copy of the key:
"Oh the new locks are a given. Asking for the keys is a symbolic thing and also gives me all the justification for completely losing my shit when I inevitability get a notification saying he's trying to open my door."

The Diamond Authority as a government stood for Millennium. It brought a “version” of peace, stability and order to the galaxy. Was it the best government? Hell no, but it still existed as it did for Millennia, and yet Steven faced no consequences for bringing down a galactic empire. He upheaved trillions of lives and their daily processes, and for what? To turn the leaders of said empire into a singing version of the golden girls?
Steven should have faced the consequences of his actions. We see nothing as far as what replaced the galaxy’s government, just a election for one planet in the empire. In reality, we should have seen a civil war. Higher Ranking Gems not wanting to loose their status vs the ones that wanted freedom. It’s ridiculous to think in the entire empire, only Jasper, Aquamarine, and Eyeball had ANY ISSUE with the empire falling.
Star Wars goes about this the right way.

https://imgur.com/a/87AuEGR
Looking to sell these figs in lots, especially the Star Wars ones. The Marvel, DC, and LOTR will have individual prices listed that are a few bucks discounted each, but the lot prices are really where you'd get a lot of value. Thanks for looking!
STAR WARS FIG LOT: $280
MARVEL FIG LOT: $235
Individual marvel figs:
dr doom (sh052) $29
space iron man (sh229) $53
ronan the accuser (sh126) $48
yellow jacket (sh189) $13
ant-man (sh201) $12
cyclops (sh117) $18
iron spider (sh193) $13
magneto (sh031) $8
nova (sh051) $10
quicksilver (sh180) $48
DC FIG LOT: $170
beast boy (sh198) $9
bane (sh062) $8
robin (sh200) $13
starfire (sh197) $14
dark knight joker (sh133) $78
two face (sh007) $13
hawkman (sh154) $9
Dark Knight Batman (Sh132) $39
General Zod (Sh078) $2
LOTR FIG LOT: $210
boromir (lor014) $33
haldir (lor020) $33
legolas (lor015) $13
meriadoc brandybuck (lor016) $48
peregrin took (lor012) $38
king theoden (lor021) $59

Anyone else notice how other than a few people in the World Government or archeologists like Robin, no one in the Marines or outside of them seems to know much at all about fairly recent and relevant world history. It's not just the Void Century most people don't know anything about. Somehow the World Government was able to stamp out knowledge of major events that happened in the last 20-30 years to the degree that even people currently working in the Marines don't know about them.
The big moment that weirded me out was when Sengoku was explaining to an entire room full of marines the basic history of the Yonko and how the current Great Pirate Era came to be. They looked at bounties of the most famous pirates in the world like they were seeing them for the very first time. I get it was to explain it to the audience, but every single person there should already know all this. How could it possible that people in the military are so extremely ignorant? It's like if people now forgot 9/11 or the Fall of the Soviet Union. It reminds of Star Wars where in every trilogy previous events are treated like they were ancient history even though it took place only a couple decades ago.

Context:
I am an only child. And I love my Mom and everything she has done for me, food, cooking cleaning, she laughs at jokes and have great banter, she taught me or lead me to music and we have some good memories around it all. But there is a semi-dark side I think. One, where there is verbal abuse etc, towards my Dad, me growing up especially and sometimes now. But, she also has done a lot of good. One of my Dad's siblings knows of something about her I guess (vague young memory of this sibling calling my mom out on something), never reached out to them before like this. Because, my Dad also likes to show he is strong. Type of Dad who never cried or showed emotion.
What I Did:
My Dad got laid off. And I noticed a noticeable mood change. And being much older and able to realize, as I am living with my parents. It was slowly breaking me. Seeing his demotivation. Longer sleep schedule. Not as talkative. Looking aimless. Yet my mom, who doesn't have a job really but does a lot of outside work, doesn't provide the emotional support I think she should be doing. I keep trying to check in on him, but he obviously likes to show he is powering through it. (My Dad used to talk to his Mom, but she passed away, my Mother's mom did too)
I finally broke today, crying, called my Dad's siblings to offer help, not tell him I called, etc. Chat with him come over. They were sort of surprised at my actions, since it was out of the norm. But, the one sibling I mentioned before, targetted a question about "What is my mom doing?". I froze. Deep down, I know, but also she is my mom, but -- , etc. I sort of blew off the question.
Now I feel like I am going around her back. I betrayed her or something. She is going through stuff too. But, she doesn't feel like she is ever in the present. Aware, taking the time to sit down and help the emotional side of each of us. But, I was out of options I have no siblings. I am also alone.
Question:
Did I do the right thing? Did I betray my Mom? Did I somehow divide the family more with my Mom?

Changes to how 94.5 should work.
Since 1.0 both sides have agreed that cheap 94.5 mm have pretty much killed tanking in Foxhole. With the up coming nerf to the STD it got me thinking about writing this post. Now since 2019 I have played Foxhole on and off, it has been my main game until I get burnt out and forget about it. In my time in foxhole I have played both Colonial and Warden and have seen what its like on both sides of the war, so I know what its like to get your tank killed by one of these pieces.
Now on to my suggestions.
My first suggestion would be a rework on armor on battle tanks and super heavy tanks. The role of the 94.5 is to kill heavies, but in practice they end up killing every tank and these armor suggestions would give a role for these ammo types to fill. So lets talk about tank armor as it is currently. Tanks have Hit points, and Armor hit points as well as a flat armor value. The more armor you have, the less damage you take. With fresh armor you have a high bounce chance for AP weapons, and with no armor you have almost no chance of bouncing those rounds. Tank armor is why machine guns do so little to you, bit shred armored cars. Now my change would be to add a new armor to the game. Heavy tank armor. This change would cause a massive reduction to normal AT weapons. They will still do damage to it, but not nearly as much as it is now. This change would cause frustration at first. With infantry at weapons and normal tank rounds not doing damage. But these tanks are suppose to be scary, they are suppose to be oppressive. They are suppose to win pushes. Now I’m not saying that this new armor type would render normal AT usless. There would just have to be more coordination to kill one. Which leads me to my 2nd change.
The 94.5mm and 75mm rounds
With the new armor being added, we would need a 2nd value or a bonus for 75mm and 94.5mm platforms against heavy armor, they do the full damage that they do now, but in cases of the STD and the Stygian it would turn it to its more designed role, sure they would be still scary, but. If a Super heavy is pushing or a battle line of battle tanks invade, these will be the guns that you reach for to kill them.
The change I would make to the Stygian would be the same low velocity nerf to the STD. It would still be a powerful round, but would be better used to kill the Battle Tanks that tanks now do less damage to.
This low velocity change would not be applied to the Predator, the BTD or the starbreaker.
This change would also buff the stockade and the BTD as well as all BTs, but, I think that they need buffs anyways.
TLDR Add new armor, add new bonus for 94.5, we are back into the BT meta but can kill them now.

What does “that signal is weak. They must be close by.” mean? Wouldn’t a signal that’s strong be close by?

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Boa noite, everybody, welcome to São Paulo! We’re here for Firestorm 120, and we have four phenomenal matches for all of you! Let’s not waste any more time, we’re jumping right into these results!
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Wife Lover vs. Wife Killer: Victor Williams vs. Cactus Mike (c) - FBE Television Championship Eliminator
In our opening contest, Cactus Mike, our FBE Television Champion, is taking on Wife Killer Victor Williams. The Weeknd’s biggest fan has a chance to add himself to the FBE Television Championship Match at WarZone, but to do so, he has to get through the Cardiac Cactus. After a phenomenal contest, the man getting his arm raised at the end of it all is…CACTUS MIKE! Mike gets the W tonight, and will only have to focus on Hunter Maguire at WarZone! However, before that, he has to take on his fellow Ark brother, Kaze Tanaka, in the first round of the Heyman Classic.
Cactus Mike (12) def. Victor Williams (4)
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Not-So-Warm Welcome: Vix vs. Maxwell Davis
Vix is a former FBC Intercontinental Champion, which is VERY important. The stalwart Junior is welcoming a new one to the squared circle tonight, as Corey Youngblood’s mortal enemy Maxwell Davis makes his debut for us. Both Juniors gave tonight’s contest their all, but at the end of the day, Vix picked up the victory! A rude awakening for Maxwell Davis, but he showed obvious potential to do damage in this promotion.
Vix (9) def. Maxwell Davis (6)
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Live and Let Thai: Bengt Holm vs. Jay Castle
Bengt Holm showed up tonight looking for a fight, and decided to indulge himself by setting up an Open Challenge. Out came The Hometown Hero, Sãu Paulo’s favourite son, Jay Castle. Castle has had himself a hell of a past few weeks. He joined The Aether Aces, taking Code Blue’s eye out in the process, and now, he’s the FBE “Intercontinental Champion” in possession of the belt that Ethan Fadely stole from Travis Crowley. This Pure Rules match was back-and-forth…BUT JAY CASTLE SENT A MESSAGE TO TRAVIS CROWLEY, GETTING THE WIN AND CELEBRATING LIKE A CHAMPION SHOULD! He’s got The DeadStar in the first round of the Heyman, and tonight was a statement victory for him!
Jay Castle (11) def. Bengt Holm (4)
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Why Is A Doctor Fighting A Psych Patient?: Logan Wright vs. Misery - Guerrilla Warfare Qualifier
And now, OUR MAAAAIIIIIIINNNNN EVENT OF THE EVENING! Misery, perhaps the most dangerous member of DTJ, was a tremendous Junior Champ, looking to be the second member of her faction to enter the Guerrilla Warfare match. Dr. Logan Wright, double champ, The Ark’s MVP of 2023 so far, gearing up for a huge match with Apeirogone on P.U.R.E. Only one of these two warriors can claim the fourth and final spot in Guerrilla Warfare, and despite both of them doing incredibly well…THE DOCTOR WALKS AWAY WITH THE WIN! If all goes well for Logan Wright, he could get through Apeirogone, and then get through Capital STEEZ, Joshua Epps and the FBE World Heavyweight Champion Inferno, potentially becoming an FBE Triple Champion!
Dr. Logan Wright (11) def. Misery (5)
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Next week, we got the first round of the Heyman Classic, but after that, we got WarZone, and we want it to be a HUGE show! If you’re not booked for it, but you want to be, just message me or message Inferno and we’ll get you on the card! Great work by everybody tonight, you all killed it. Next week, the dance floor opens up, and the party rages on until fifteen of us die off. We never go out of style.

The galaxy stopped at a standstill.
With the First Order finally gone, and the Jedi's return about 20 years later, the Republic is doing well for itself, finally. A time of prosperity has finally come for the people, with a Republic that actually is doing well. For a little while.
First, it was the Empire. Remnants of the Empire and First Order, grouping together under someone who claims to be Darth Vader Reborn.
And then, it was the Cult. An ancient group of Sith and Mandalorians, following a leader who seems to only have one goal; destroy the Republic.
And in the middle of it all.... Holo communication comes to the various Smugglers and Outcasts of the Galaxy, from Jedi and Sith outcasts to Scoundrels and even the common civilian who needs the money. A simple job really. Steal a Datapad from a compound. What could go wrong?
This is a server meant to end my long hiatus from Star Wars RPs, but also group RPs in general. An EXTREMELY simple server with high amounts of freedom of choice, where the story adapts to the main characters' (the group) choices. This is meant to let more simple and maybe even inexperienced or older RPers like me to have a simple, fun way to do things without worrying about bots or any other newer, complicated things we don't have the experience to understand. Age and Literacy isn't really specific, though I do ask nobody below 15 joins. There's not going to be any dice rolls or bots or anything complicated and generally the server is meant to be plenty simple and especially bare bones because while complicated servers seem fun, it is hard for new RPers and semi retired ones to get used to it (me being the latter)
DM me for more details if you are confused, this is an ALT so it may take me a bit to actually see your messages, and I do live in the EST time zone, but I'll do my best for everyone hope to talk to you soon. Once you are in the server I may or may not be around but I'll get you situated as best I can. Server is very simple so it shouldn't take much.
Summary: Star Wars RP, mostly scoundrel or mercenary characters, possibility for others, no bots, no dice rolls, no age requirement, just writer and text. Super simple.
Link: https://discord.gg/P9HcwCYeG6

The galaxy stopped at a standstill.
With the First Order finally gone, and the Jedi's return about 20 years later, the Republic is doing well for itself, finally. A time of prosperity has finally come for the people, with a Republic that actually is doing well. For a little while.
First, it was the Empire. Remnants of the Empire and First Order, grouping together under someone who claims to be Darth Vader Reborn.
And then, it was the Cult. An ancient group of Sith and Mandalorians, following a leader who seems to only have one goal; destroy the Republic.
And in the middle of it all.... Holo communication comes to the various Smugglers and Outcasts of the Galaxy, from Jedi and Sith outcasts to Scoundrels and even the common civilian who needs the money. A simple job really. Steal a Datapad from a compound. What could go wrong?
This is a server meant to end my long hiatus from Star Wars RPs, but also group RPs in general. An EXTREMELY simple server with high amounts of freedom of choice, where the story adapts to the main characters' (the group) choices. This is meant to let more simple and maybe even inexperienced or older RPers like me to have a simple, fun way to do things without worrying about bots or any other newer, complicated things we don't have the experience to understand. Age and Literacy isn't really specific, though I do ask nobody below 15 joins. There's not going to be any dice rolls or bots or anything complicated and generally the server is meant to be plenty simple and especially bare bones because while complicated servers seem fun, it is hard for new RPers and semi retired ones to get used to it (me being the latter)
DM me for more details if you are confused, this is an ALT so it may take me a bit to actually see your messages, and I do live in the EST time zone, but I'll do my best for everyone hope to talk to you soon. Once you are in the server I may or may not be around but I'll get you situated as best I can. Server is very simple so it shouldn't take much.
Summary: Star Wars RP, mostly scoundrel or mercenary characters, possibility for others, no bots, no dice rolls, no age requirement, just writer and text. Super simple.
Link: https://discord.gg/P9HcwCYeG6

Let's given even small communities a bit more flavor and personality with laws, ordinances, or practices that may be unique to that community. Each one will reflect the community in some way, their values or history. Maybe these laws will be relevant to local quests, maybe they won't, maybe it will help the players remember certain locations just because of an NPC insisting upon a local law. I like to think this can make a world feel a bit more alive rather just a collection of nondescript locations on map.
Most of mine are just general types of laws, but if you want to get real specific you ideas of your own, that works too. Get creative, heck get weird with it.

1. Search upon entry; Weapons tax: Gates are at each entrance of the walled community, guards will search any unknown traveler for contraband before allowing them to enter. Travelers are allowed to keep any declared weapons for the sake of personal defense, but will pay a minor fee for entry. Any weapons considered to be excessive (Large weapons like Warhammers and tridents, anything explosive, anything that's visibly magical in nature and is suspected to be particularly dangerous) will not be allowed within the community. Such items can be stored at a local guardhouse for a minor fee for travelers to collect upon leaving the city. Anyone caught with such items inside the city, or anyone found not to have declared their weapons upon entering, face arrest, heavy fines, and possible expulsion.
   
2. Ordinance against public intoxication: Local Taverns within the community cannot sell more than two drinks to a patron (excluding locals) unless they have already booked accomadations at the tavern or at an inn (inns will offer a one day ticket to those who book as proof of accomadations). This is to prevent travellers from becoming too drunk and causing chaos in town. If a bar patron has become noticably drunk or unruly, the bouncer can drag them to their rooms to sleep it off. Anyone who manages to sidestep this system risks being arrested and dragged to the local drunk tank. Heavy fees may incur hereafter.
   
3. Ordinace for appropriate dress during religious occasions: A specified day of the week is considered the Holy Day for the community's prominent religion. Neither locals nor travelers are required to take part in religious ceremonies, but they are forbidden from wearing a specific color, style of clothing, or certain symbols on those holy days (example; Sundays are considered "Days of Life" at the local church, townsfolk are forbidden from wearing the color black or anything bearing a skull motif within the town) Locals risk arrest and fines for violation, travelers are issued warnings and will be asked to change their garb. If the traveler has no appropriate garb to wear, the local church or temple will offer them their representative garb (temple robes, etc.) in exchange for attending the day's religious ceremony.
   
4. Curious ban of an innocuous item or substance: The community has an odd history that includes a specific incident that locals warn you NOT to ask about, they only inform you that it concerns a specific item or substance. Alternatively, said items may be banned for local superstition. (example; The "Noodle Incident" led to noodle-based food being banned within the community). Other examples may include Hourglasses, Hats made from hay or grass, scrolls of paper exceeding 15ft in length, cooking pots or dishware made of pewter, a specific kind of cheese, or anything that is a specific shade of yellow.
   
5. Tax on Mages or magical items: The community has a distinct dislike or fear of magic, possibly excluding anything not tied to a local religion. An individual thought or known to be capable of casting spells or otherwize using magic must pay a hefty tax upon entering the community, and any accomadations to stay in the city will also incur a hefty tax. Individuals who have been found to have concealed their magic abilities will be arrested, possibly expelled, or even maybe executed. An exception will be made for any mage bearing an invitation or writ of permission to practice magic from a local leader.
   
6. Ban of Certain Religious practices: The Community has outright banned practice of some organized religions, their ceremonies, relics, and garb worn by those who would practice. This might include things like Demon Worship, Cults devoted to a Great Old One deity, Ritualistic Necromancy, Dangerous Witchcraft, anything that involves the slaughter or sacrifice of sentient creatures, etc.
   
7. Supremacy of a Specific religion: (#6 most likely applies in these cases as well) If the community is a zealotry, they man ban or persecute anyone or anything that conflicts with their own religion. Other laws in this community will likely be reflections of thier holy texts or traditions. These may not always be radicalist communities, but will at least arrest or expel any practicers of other religions, as well as confiscate any religious artifacts. Whether this means 'non-beleivers' will not be tolerated under any circumstances, or if open-practice of other religions is simply not allowed will depend on the community.
   
8. Tax on travelers or trade from certain locations: The community may have a prejudice towards another community, whether this is simply a local rivalry, or the result of a long-going war between their respective countries. Travelers who are known citizens of specific places may be charged a sizable entry fee upon entering the community, or they may be barred from entry outright. Tariffs may also exist on trade from these locations, which in effect raises prices significantly even on essential goods.
   
9. PORRIDGE FOR EVERYONE!: EVERYONE ENTERING THE CITY OR LIVING HERE MUST EAT THE PORRIDGE! ALL DAY! EVERY DAY! IT'S DELICIOUS! EVERYONE COME GET YOUR PORRIDGE ITS ALL YOU'LL EVER NEED! AHAHAHAHAHAH! PORRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!! ~~
   
10. Permanent ban on Porridge: Porridge of any type has been banned within this community. Do not eat the porridge, do not bring the porridge into the community. Do not let anyone known to have eaten the porridge into the city, this includes former citizens, friends, or even family members. Do not speak about the porridge to outsiders. Don't let this ever happen again.
    

Across platforms, I've seen some fans express dissatisfaction with the ending of TotK. I've formulated an alternate timeline in which the curse may end and no incarnations of Zelda, Link, nor Ganondorf can be born beyond TotK. This is a fanfic by me; it includes TotK spoilers. Feel free to comment any ideas you'd like to add or corrections—especially lore-based corrections—you'd like to make (as well as other alternate endings you'd like to see). Thanks.

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STORY BELOW

From the head of the Light Dragon, a blue and gold aura radiates. Link intercepts the Dragon, finding the master sword embedded at the source of the glow. The sword is drawn and the blue light returns to the blade, Fi's call answered. Brandishing the blade, a golden glow envelops the Hero. The triforce of wisdom is freed from the Dragon; it is now Link's to hold. His will strengthens in unification with Zelda's.
The Hero, now whole with his sword, is bestowed the Spirit Sage's secret tear. Link has the spirit, courage, and wisdom to face Ganondorf and claim the Demon King's power.
Within all incarnations of the Demon's body, the sword was sealed. Each time, the Demon King found freedom again. Now, as in many times past, the Hero brings Ganondorf to bended knee. Relinquishing his mind and body, the Demon King swallows his tear, a final act to free Hyrule from light.
Sword in hand and a tear in its pommel, the Hero runs his blade through the Dark Dragon's head. From the Dragon's maw erupts golden light; the body and magic of the Dragon is sealed within the Hero's sword. Descending from his final battle, the Hero is engulfed in the golden glow. The triforce of power is freed from the Dragon of Demise; it is Link's claim.
With the full triforce, Link wishes the sword destoyed. The Demon, trapped within the banished blade, may never appear in Hyrule again. High above the Hero, the Dragon of Light circles. The royal bloodline and all incarnations of Hylia are immortalized within its body, never to be reborn. Hylia's Dragon watches forever over Hyrule.
The war is over and the spirit of the Founding King, Rauru, appears before Link. As told to Link, the King's duty is done and his time has come to pass. Along with the body of the King, the King's right arm—bestowed to Link—vanishes. The Goddess and the Demon are unbound by the curse. The Hero lives without a sword nor an arm to bear it. The curse is broken, yielding eternal peace.
Epilogue:
Link is returned to Lookout Landing with company of the four Sages. Though he cannot yet wield a blade, the Hero has not long to wallow. With help of Purrah and Robbie, a new arm is built for Link. He is able again to protect the realm from whatever monsters linger. His only limit are his days given by Hylia.

STORY END

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Post-script (spoilers continued):
I wrote this to create closure in my mind regarding the end of TotK. BotW and TotK are supposedly the end of the LoZ timelines. I cannot imagine a world in which the Goddess is incarnated without the Demon. Thus, an end where Zelda is recalled to her Hylian form created an error in my head. This may be a dark ending; Ganondorf is banished from the realm and Zelda is imprisoned in the dragon forever. However, I find this end resolute and hopeful.
I also liked how easy it was to lead into a post-game in which Link can still slay monsters. It was a very easy story to write; the game's plot and imagery gave a lot of room for this alternate end. I wanted to imagine an alternate end in which Zelda, Link, and Ganondorf all live and are freed from the curse. A Ganondorf redemption arc is one of my dreams. However, imagining that scenario is harder for me.
Thank you for reading.